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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 22

    Badass Churchgoer Doesn’t Even Have To Look At Hymnal https://trib.al/uKx04Kl pic.twitter.com/h2FPUWEEc1

    10:33 AM - 22 Feb 2018
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      2. Salena the Teenage Witch‏ @Salencita Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GhostEsq hope it’s cool that this made me think of you 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ghost, to me‏ @GhostEsq Feb 22
        Replying to @Salencita

        SALENA I AM DECEASED OH MY WORD IF THIS AIN'T ME

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Salena the Teenage Witch‏ @Salencita Feb 22
        Replying to @GhostEsq

        I remember feeling badass as hell when I finally could do the apostles creed without looking at it 😎😎😎

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. ghost, to me‏ @GhostEsq Feb 22
        Replying to @Salencita

        IT'S A BIG DEAL and then they changed it To TRICK JOHN

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Gilbert gang‏ @NlGHTLY Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you realize you invested in the wrong skill treepic.twitter.com/X5xsGIMtbP

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      1. David T List‏ @DavidTList Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        always so smug about it too

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      1. Kate Rickart‏ @katehmcrickart Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @revwadegriffith

        That’s how I feel when I don’t have to use the prayer book

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      2. Joy Concetta‏ @joyartsy Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        children of church going parents understand! the hymns are still my favorite, though i’m not badass active in a church anymore, like this guy. what’s your favorite hymn?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tom Brenner‏ @tombrenner_119 Feb 23
        Replying to @joyartsy @TheOnion

        How great thou art. My gma still busts it out in operatic form from time to time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Joy Concetta‏ @joyartsy Feb 23
        Replying to @tombrenner_119 @TheOnion

        that’s one of my favs, too! what a rad grandma. tell her “hi” from one of her hymn fans, will ya?

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      2. Scott‏ @scottmgower Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CardinalBowtie Check this guy out! He's so smug!

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      3. Cardinal Bowtie‏ @CardinalBowtie Feb 22
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      1. iroots.org 👍 🇺🇸‏ @irootsorg Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @hoss_359

        That's because only 5 churches still use them

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      1. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Feb 22
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        look I think it's great to highlight this man's achievements, but it doesn't make him a better soldier for christ than me.

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        @wscott_3

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      1. (((Bobby Boolean®)))‏ @daddybrownjr Feb 22
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      1. Gabe Rucker‏ @GabeRucker Feb 22
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      1. Jamie‏ @Jamie_Deee Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s some hardcore, New New, Holy Ghost power!

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