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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 22

    Nation’s Beekeepers Warn They Don’t Know How Much Longer They Can Hold Back Swarms’ Wrath https://trib.al/xSKg11o pic.twitter.com/O90fpwgmGz

    9:27 AM - 22 Feb 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace Bossman Bjorn ian #BLUETSUNAMI🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🏄🏻‍♂️ Aphro 🇯🇲 Lil Tanno From 79th Martin Smith Nicolás Macri
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      2. Invincible Defeat‏ @GeezerHead Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i recently framed this and put it on my wall. To Bee or Not to Be... by @DummArtpic.twitter.com/hgcPljiTm2

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. misanthropic codger‏ @CybeleSees Feb 22
        Replying to @GeezerHead @DummArt

        Oh, I need this. Thanks for letting me know it exists!

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      4. Invincible Defeat‏ @GeezerHead Feb 22
        Replying to @CybeleSees @DummArt

        Invincible Defeat Retweeted Invincible Defeat

        https://twitter.com/GeezerHead/status/966745213296295936 …

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        Invincible Defeat @GeezerHead
        Replying to @HailstormDavid
        There's torture and there's killing And there's all my bad reviews The war, the children missing Lord, it's almost like the blues It's almost like a blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szYrXzEi0cg&ab_channel=LeonardCohenVEVO …
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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Feb 22
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        pic.twitter.com/DyKTETycgF

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      2. Tweetle Bailey  ⚡‏ @kevinjoy5 Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one is pretty weak as bee populations have been dropping at alarming rates.

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      3. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek Feb 23
        Replying to @kevinjoy5 @TheOnion

        Yes. And the ones who are left are angry.

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Feb 22
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        buzz off 🤣 #FelizJueves

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 22
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        No Bees No Humans. . . .

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      1. JP‏ @iJPRJ Feb 22
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      1. LiamB18CCA‏ @LiamB18CCA Feb 22
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      1. Jerry Tripoli‏ @JerryTrip Feb 22
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        All species,some species I thought the aggressive African bees couldn't handle the cold please be more specific!

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      1. nithesh balalalala‏ @kitizl Feb 22
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        @cgpgrey

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      1. Mike Cook‏ @MikeCookAuthor Feb 22
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        Good work their doing, god bless!

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      1. Raizonnei‏ @fakeplasticsaus Feb 22
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        I am an amateur beekeeper

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      1. Sarah Summers‏ @SarahSummers198 Feb 22
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        Wow!

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