me at work when a customer asks for assistance
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Dying in khakis is no way to go.
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Don’t suppose any of the coworkers considered saving the elderly, rather than surrounding them like it’s a game of fucking Kabade?
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how do you save someone from the cruel hand of time that reaches for every man, woman, child, and god at some point, han how
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Because they couldn't afford to retire.
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Glad I took early retirement. If I died at work my coworkers would have piled some chairs around me till the end of the day.
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Alright... Let's get back to work people...
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True story- this happened to me once. Head of a department dropped dead in an elevator, the door opened, he flopped out, and a group stood around him as the elevator slid back and forth against his lifeless body.
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I'd kick him about 20 times just to check if he's alive or not..
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The Onion writing main news headlines a few years before everyone else gets there....
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Crossing fingers for Pence and Trump next on the list.
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Looks like Corbyn
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Thank goodness I work from home these days, at least I dont have to worry about being color-coordinated
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They're just waiting for the bladder to release, so they can laugh at the khaki stain
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"
@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers https://trib.al/QhLm7tz pic.twitter.com/psh9ehLQYs"
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Hell yeah, work sucks
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Becoming true under the GOP
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This. Not so subtle truth is the coming passage to retirement.
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Area 1%er laughs it up. We convinced him that taking his Social Security early would kill him.
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