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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 21

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    "Oh no, oh—Where am I, exactly?"https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/966396632026763264 …

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    Panicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heaven’s Largest Gay Neighborhood https://trib.al/DABiCI8  pic.twitter.com/ReyTvuGpzC
    7:35 PM - 21 Feb 2018
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    62 replies 588 retweets 3,842 likes
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      2. Barry Pike‏ @barry_pike Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfollowing. See ya.

        6 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Not the face‏ @an_t_farm Feb 21
        Replying to @barry_pike @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/NZjpJDPnz5

        0 replies 0 retweets 55 likes
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      2.  ⚜️ZeroFucks ⚜️‏ @ZeroFuckaroni Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon. Really ...low-hanging fruit, poor taste.

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Off to a Better Place‏ @JNathaniel207 Feb 21
        Replying to @ZeroFuckaroni @TheOnion

        Billy Graham is definitely tasting some low hanging fruit right now.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Off to a Better Place‏ @JNathaniel207 Feb 21
        Replying to @JNathaniel207 @TheOnion

        "These fruits are delicious." - Billy Graham in Super Gay Heaven

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Off to a Better Place‏ @JNathaniel207 Feb 21
        Replying to @JNathaniel207 @TheOnion

        "I especially like the kiwis. And by kiwis, I mean this fine gay angel's testicles." - Billy Graham when asked what he liked best about Super Gay Heaven

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Chase Woodard‏ @CuriousChase_ Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone is so offended in these comments 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Chewbacca Guevara‏ @MarxistChewbaca Feb 21
        Replying to @CuriousChase_ @TheOnion

        “Man experiences slight discomfort while in heaven” Right wingers: gasp! “This is sick and depraved”

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Demerzel‏ @EttoDemerzel Feb 22
        Replying to @MarxistChewbaca @CuriousChase_ @TheOnion

        Bunch of snowflakes

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Vlad‏ @Aero_Vlad Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find it hilarious that THIS is where people will draw the line. Not for people's real actions that hurt others on this earth, but for hypothetically saying Billy took a wrong turn in heaven and that there's a gay section there. Lol y'all are the best.

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      1. Not the face‏ @an_t_farm Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These comments are goldpic.twitter.com/pV9dYzM3YJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lookit all the butthurt homophopes. Ironic, really.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. I Hate The Media  🇺🇸‏ @ihatethemedia Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry but this is sick. You should delete this tweet.

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Alex LaCasse‏ @XanderCasse Feb 21
        Replying to @ihatethemedia @TheOnion

        You should delete your account.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. A.A.Ron‏ @erinpatricia2 Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now I'm done with you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Brock‏ @BrockaFloka Feb 21
        Replying to @erinpatricia2 @TheOnion

        suck it lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Jo Jam Django‏ @jojamDjango Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder what he thought when he died and there was nothing. Probably not much.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Thomas B Music‏ @ThomasBmusic Feb 22
        Replying to @jojamDjango @TheOnion

        The fool has said in his heart, “There is no God.” Psalm 14:1

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Raven Lee Ericsson‏ @Typicalweabootr Feb 22
        Replying to @ThomasBmusic @jojamDjango @TheOnion

        Man every religion claims to be the right one all with equal amounts of evidence and many have been doing it since before your religion was even a thought P.S your god is more of a villain than any other fictional character so congrats on that

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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