I come to @TheOnion for satire not relatability
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They're also happiest when watching porn...I wonder if there is a link
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Dogs and Cats are nice even when they are awake
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Probably applies to animals also. For example, mother cat most happy when kittens asleep, etc...
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh
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So true!
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I'm happiest when I am still asleep.
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Every saturday morning between 7:30 and 9:30am. Just me, coffee, and sports center
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5 AM is particularly nice.
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Oh God, yes!
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I'd sacrifice peace to get quiet
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It's like this article was made for me.
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Well ..., yes....hahaha:))))
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"I guess I like the silence. At least I can just imagine she's listening," area husband honestly admits.
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