This is most true article @TheOnion has ever published.
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Yep, another example of truth in satire.
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Perpetual condemnations of “those guys” have overtaken society. When asked to whom they are referring, replies range from “you know” to “them.”
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You want names? Mueller's providing them, that's why I pay taxes so I don't have to keep all those names in my head all the time to name them when somebody asks who isn't paying attention. The Cliff Notes come out after the book is published. Didn't you learn anything in college?
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White guilt? But you know during that period of time, my ancestors from my branch, on this tree that I come from, weren't much more than serfs. You do not judge a man by the color of his skin you judge a man by the actions he does onto you. We are all brothers beneath this flag.
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Oops! Misdirected tweet, sorry about that. Time to call it a night. I thought I was responding to an NBC article when I tweeted that too. They say old age has a way of catching up on you like that. You have a good night now.
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@STLsherpa You do know that this is a comedic, sarcastic, no where near the truth website right? Just asking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What the hell did you just say speak English
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It’s bad when The Onion has become the most honest and reliable news source
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Where is the lie?
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That seems low
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Sounds right,
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Study: The other 10% of Americans Strongly Opposed To THEMSELVES.
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Worthy of the title of “Fake News!”
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Everyone, stop doing that.
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An online poll confirmed that 100% of Russian trolls agreed with the finding!
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Business as usual.
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