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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

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    The vast majority of poll respondents signaled they were dead set against the U.S. populace, condemning in forceful terms the way others have handled things over the past yearhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/966053118776696835 …

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    Study: 90% Of Americans Strongly Opposed To Each Other https://trib.al/gQtDz7S  pic.twitter.com/bQ5aYJm9Ok
    7:29 PM - 20 Feb 2018
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      1. Kathleen- Vote!‏ @kathatROS Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is most true article @TheOnion has ever published.

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep, another example of truth in satire. 😁

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      2. Paul Isaacson‏ @PaulyPocket06 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perpetual condemnations of “those guys” have overtaken society. When asked to whom they are referring, replies range from “you know” to “them.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 20
        Replying to @PaulyPocket06 @TheOnion

        You want names? Mueller's providing them, that's why I pay taxes so I don't have to keep all those names in my head all the time to name them when somebody asks who isn't paying attention. The Cliff Notes come out after the book is published. Didn't you learn anything in college?

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      4. Paul Isaacson‏ @PaulyPocket06 Feb 20
        Replying to @JLKGreystone @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TpAi9RxJlD

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      5. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 20
        Replying to @PaulyPocket06 @TheOnion

        White guilt? But you know during that period of time, my ancestors from my branch, on this tree that I come from, weren't much more than serfs. You do not judge a man by the color of his skin you judge a man by the actions he does onto you. We are all brothers beneath this flag.

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      6. Paul Isaacson‏ @PaulyPocket06 Feb 20
        Replying to @JLKGreystone @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HpAgJQrQd3

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      7. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 20
        Replying to @PaulyPocket06 @TheOnion

        Oops! Misdirected tweet, sorry about that. Time to call it a night. I thought I was responding to an NBC article when I tweeted that too. They say old age has a way of catching up on you like that. You have a good night now.

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      1. Darryll Weil‏ @CaptainWeil Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @STLsherpa

        @STLsherpa You do know that this is a comedic, sarcastic, no where near the truth website right? Just asking.

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      1. E S Baily‏ @esbaily Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What the hell did you just say speak English

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      1. Cranky old guy‏ @FOGDad60 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s bad when The Onion has become the most honest and reliable news source

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      1. Caitlin the Mage‏ @caitlin_the_mag Feb 21
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        Where is the lie?

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      1. Gary‏ @LentzGary Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That seems low

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      1. Gary Zahalsky‏ @Garyza1 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds right,

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      1. Joseph J Flynn‏ @JosephJFlynn Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study: The other 10% of Americans Strongly Opposed To THEMSELVES.

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      1. Jessica Cassady (aka Peck)‏ @jpeckfnp Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worthy of the title of “Fake News!”

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone, stop doing that.

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      1. Rubric Marlin‏ @RubricMarlin Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        An online poll confirmed that 100% of Russian trolls agreed with the finding!

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      1. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Business as usual.

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