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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

    Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak https://trib.al/HPm5jkY pic.twitter.com/E90T9vvRPc

    5:50 PM - 20 Feb 2018
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    • scotty mcrae Dalton Luka Pierre-Simon Laplace NOV 6 RUBBER GLOVES💉 FACE MASKS RUSSIAS here 💉💉 Young Yee Gunnar Estensen AKA nina :(
    37 replies 226 retweets 1,352 likes
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      2. R. Stephen Browning‏ @BrowningStephen Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, it's a real issue shared by some other well-known seniors. Hang in there, buddy.pic.twitter.com/UdH3GqXfeA

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Ryan James  🇺🇸‏ @RadioStormRyan Feb 20
        Replying to @BrowningStephen @TheOnion

        I think I lost my appetite

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Ryan Miller‏ @someinfosecguy Feb 20
        Replying to @Banking_plug @TheOnion

        Do people still fall for this crap?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. PHeven‏ @stevematic Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham

        this is so wrong. I hate myself for chuckling

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      1. Rhys Morgan‏Verified account @rhysmorgan Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

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        God, @ me next time, @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/966127865128472576 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak https://trib.al/HPm5jkY  pic.twitter.com/E90T9vvRPc
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      1. Jean Lafitte‏ @oolalafitte Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was just talking about olestra chipspic.twitter.com/OmxqvtlzQc

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      1. Dave  🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸‏ @davebabler Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait...is this a story about my 14 year old lab?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really Depends...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Aaron Kovalich‏ @HotJuicyBurgerz Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MurphysOilSoap

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      1. mbq‏ @moller_baller Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also lol'ed

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      1. Nembo Kid‏ @1MrMojoRisin1 Feb 20
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        pic.twitter.com/6C2KbvPz01

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honesty like that only comes with age. If you knew it was going to happen anyway you might have done more with it. Anus today gone tomorrow.

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      1. Dakota Timm‏ @dakota_timm Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not the kind of reminiscing his grandkids wanna hear! Kid: "Mom. Grandpa is telling poopoo stories again!" Mom: "Dad, pleeeez. Not right before dinner."

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      1. Rabid Liberal‏ @rabidliberal Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh crap.

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      1. yung clawd‏ @claudiasimonee Feb 20
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        @karlylake

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      1. BossHogg‏ @BossHoggHazzard Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @JTSEO9

        Its like wiping a crayon

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      2. Blair‏ @reallyjustblair Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not funny to make fun of seaniors 😡 very disappointed

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