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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

    Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings  https://trib.al/HEzewTD pic.twitter.com/8lHp7rYcXG

    1:24 PM - 20 Feb 2018
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      1. Jay‏ @thepremiumplus Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A ship of Republicans passed by that capsized boat, and offered the people in the water their thoughts and prayers.

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      1.  🌊 💙Susan 🌊 💙‏ @susanmddem Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @MykeCole

        If only the ppl on board were armed this wouldn't have happened.

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boats shouldn't be able to choose if they are going to capsize. We need to ban them from capsizing after the first 6 weeks. If it wasn't going to capsize by then, it needs to take the passengers to term.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least they have a roof over their heads

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      1. MJ‏ @michaeljaynes4 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it a boat full of U.S. refugees seeking asylum in one of those shit hole countries that doesn't have mass shootings at schools, movie theaters and concerts.

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      1. Jonathan S.‏ @du_Garbandier Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That will last only until the capsizing boat gets on Twitter

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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, that's cold.

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      1. Norm Says Vote Nov 6th‏ @NormDGuerreIndy Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @susanmddem

        Ouch. (but yeah)

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      1. Director Arketer, Proud Wakandan‏ @DirectorArketer Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oy! I know someone who was born on a capsizing boat and am DEEPLY OFFENDED at this implied slight against capsizing boats as not being fantastic places to live.

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      1. Denton Froese‏ @Labville Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @Alixsar

        Makes sense. Responsible leadership means the captain goes down with the ship, after all. (I’m sorry. Get better soon, America.)

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      1. Eric Faceplant‏ @EricFaceplant Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This capsizing was clearly the fault of the previous administration, and a "deep ship" conspiracy.

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      2. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least we're still ahead of "Having your head eaten by a lion while being sodomized by a rhinoceros."

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      1. SoVeryAngry‏ @DexterSaysMeow Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh. I am laughing because this is TRUE.

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      2. Patchouli Woollahra‏ @PatchouliW Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @misosusanowa

        For example, there are far fewer school shootings on the capsizing boat. This much is true.

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      3. Witchy Poo‏ @misosusanowa Feb 20
        Replying to @PatchouliW

        Also, it's "women and children first" and all those Marquess of Queensberry heroic rules and gentlemen and all that.

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      4. Patchouli Woollahra‏ @PatchouliW Feb 20
        Replying to @misosusanowa

        women and children first is an archaic rule. Men should go first, as they provide a sturdier base for when the women and children are piled on top of them in the boat!

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