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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

    Olympic Figure Skating Inspires Thousands Of Little Girls To Drop Couple Hundred On Skates They'll Use Once https://trib.al/u5KNfn6 pic.twitter.com/P5Yij6Qpn4

    11:47 AM - 20 Feb 2018
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    • Pall J🅾️€ 🅱️🅰️ic¥ 🎃 Michael Scream 🎃 copy that 😀 Drizzle 🇺🇸 #BoycottNRA 🚫 Ditzy, but not cute Mama Kylee Kirsten Hughes Kaoru 🍜
    12 replies 204 retweets 1,347 likes
      1. Bill Malloy‏Verified account @RealBillMalloy Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Beatles inspired generation to purchase guitar they never learned to play

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      2. Kat‏ @KatAdler21 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's satire but little boys skate too...

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      3. Jayboi Carti‏ @jaydenwanlass Feb 20
        Replying to @KatAdler21 @TheOnion

        But the jokes not near as funny if they have to say "thousands of little girls/boys/other commonly used pronouns"

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Kat‏ @KatAdler21 Feb 20
        Replying to @jaydenwanlass @TheOnion

        Children???

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I presume your talking pounds. If you ever skated with someone riding piggy back you will know what I mean. One at a time. No trench coating

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      1. Gianni L Cortez‏ @Iz_4_Fun Feb 20
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        Years later I can buy these skates at their yard sale way cheaper 💰👍

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      1. Cynthia Peng‏ @cynthiaspeng Feb 20
        Replying to @AshleyPatrice17 @TheOnion

        meehan rink tomorrow. 6 am. be there or bepic.twitter.com/Em5GkLzfip

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      2. james smith‏ @ooOIJamesIOoo Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What does "drop couple hundred on skates" mean?

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      3. INFJ-Humanist‏ @Jespaniol28 Feb 20
        Replying to @ooOIJamesIOoo @TheOnion

        Spend a couple hundred dollars.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Francine Paino‏ @FrancinePaino Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They shouldn't waste their money. It's beautiful and hard work, but the judges have made it dirty - from the bottom to the top.

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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Feb 20
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        don't knock it. One of the few reasons Countryside Mall is still standing in Clearwater FL is because they got an ice rink where the kids are skating every weekend.

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      1. @almafeta@niu.moe‏ @almafeta Feb 20
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        Jessica Romanova, 7, Winner Of Eight Gold Metals in 2026 Olympics In Prime Timeline, Gives Up Future Athletic Career In Local Timeline: "Mommy Says She's Tired Again"

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      1. Sluggo‏ @SluggoQT Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least they used it once. How many of you sent “old stuff” to Goodwill that still has price tags on them? 😁😁😁

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      2. wnthmn‏ @frankandfrooder Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cool, but those are hockey skates in you pic @Theonion, so she and many others can aspire to win GOLD. But, yah. Lol.

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      3. wnthmn‏ @frankandfrooder Feb 20
        Replying to @frankandfrooder @TheOnion

        Your* damnit.

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