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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

    Man Crushed By Lack Of Filth On Q-Tip Pulled From Ear https://trib.al/xAhAfcQ pic.twitter.com/XwuaVazigp

    10:41 AM - 20 Feb 2018
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      1. Tim‏ @Zero_Burn_ Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alternate title: "Local rebel uses Q-tip in ears despite warning label not to."

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      1. Claire Lovell‏ @halfwrittensong Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I need a trigger warning for this picture

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      2. charloe‏ @cegcegcegceg Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CharlieTaylor20

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      3. Charlie Taylor‏ @CharlieTaylor20 Feb 20
        Replying to @cegcegcegceg @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. idleSeeds‏ @BikoPham Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s funny because it’s so true. #Tooreal

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      1. Damon‏ @Badmotherrucker Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, it always is a disappointment.

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad how true this is. I expect to be digging the equivalent of a candle out of there.

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      1. Voting Sloth‏ @TheUncouthSloth Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @desipiodotcom

        i am sorry to admit that I am that man

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      1. Robert Miller‏ @robwilmil3 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dig HARDER.

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      1. big sean‏ @pagepete Feb 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @odonnelljacob12 this is beth

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      1. Dakota Timm‏ @dakota_timm Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on, Onion. Are you going all "bend-over-for-the-man" Republican on us with this blatant product endorsement. Q-Tip is a brand name, like Kool-Aid or Kleenex. Besides, I recognize a home pregnancy test when I see one: yellow-no, greenish-yes.

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      1. David Gagnon‏ @davidgagnonart Feb 20
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        i am literally bothered by this everyday

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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott Feb 20
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        Waxing lyrical?

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's the ear entertainment center. That combination of pleasent surprise and disgust at not secreting enough body jam for breakfast.

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      1. in‏ @c_brads65 Feb 20
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        @virenooch

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So unsatisfied!

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      1. SVikeså‏ @SVikesa Feb 20
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        This was literally me 20 minutes ago

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      1. I'm Jewish I don't celebrate Halloween‏ @evolvedchive Feb 20
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        Ew I hate that I relate

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