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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 20

    Study: Not Many Disco Songs About Daytime https://trib.al/ZYiA6KW pic.twitter.com/irdUsHZGcP

    5:00 AM - 20 Feb 2018
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      1.  🌈Mum of Jesus 🏳️‍🌈‏ @mum_of_jesus Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Plenty of chest hair though.

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      1. Dave  🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸‏ @davebabler Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is your publication free?!

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      1. Clint‏ @irundownhill Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “In fact, there wasn’t a single track that endorsed letting the groove take control while it was still light outside”

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The funk levels of daytime are insufficient

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      1. budget geforce gamer‏ @altunderscore Feb 20
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        day fever

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      1. Nick Vallese‏ @NickVallese Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @2yiddish5you “baldy & horseface”

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      1. catgoggles‏ @cbowen767 Feb 20
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        Shocking if true.

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      1. Dennis Dockery‏ @slobzilla Feb 20
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        pic.twitter.com/S44l0Cf9dN

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      1. Tom Doyle‏ @LargeDoyle Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Night Fever. Day Cold?

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      1. Peter Khokhlov‏ @PeterKhokhlov Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disturbing discovery

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      1. lindsey  👻‏ @LindseyLickteig Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hansenconnor

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      2. Seth Abramovitch‏Verified account @SethAbramovitch Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredrusso

        Pretty much every Village People song is daytime disco

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      3. Kosher Nostra‏ @koshernost Feb 20
        Replying to @SethAbramovitch @TheOnion @jaredrusso

        Night Fever?

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      4. Seth Abramovitch‏Verified account @SethAbramovitch Feb 20
        Replying to @koshernost @TheOnion @jaredrusso

        Bee Gees were night ... Village People gay! I mean day.

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      5. Kosher Nostra‏ @koshernost Feb 20
        Replying to @SethAbramovitch @TheOnion @jaredrusso

        Sorry, I was looking at the picture and transposed it over your tweet.

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      1. thevenividibuy‏ @thevenividibuy Feb 20
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        https://the-venividibuy.myshopify.com/collections/the-lord-of-the-rings …

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      1. Steve‏ @Steve25mSteve Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @dr_dot

        This song sounds like it’s for day time: https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E  But this one is for night time: https://youtu.be/y-UXN9lxnD4  Live:https://youtu.be/AqS4aNi0HQY 

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      1. Wasn't Me‏ @BWells34668 Feb 20
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        I was so glad when Disco died. We fought a long hard war to kill it. Disco Sucks

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems that disco balls were a lot hairier back then. Did the space suits of thier day have zippers. Ouch! Prob why Velcro was invented.

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      1. Nicole David‏ @obbiecole Feb 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not *enough* I think you mean.

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