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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 19

    Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://trib.al/lWJNGAq pic.twitter.com/alnFDASLDn

    5:47 AM - 19 Feb 2018
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      1. Bonnie‏ @OlarschBonnie Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find my 90-minute commute home is a good transition from work anxiety to home anxiety by allowing me to focus on traffic anxiety.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me 5 years ago. Now my Anxiety level is off the charts! 👍

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      1. Graham Monteith‏ @gmonteith Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real. Unsubscribe.

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      1. José Campbell‏ @jrok78 Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve been so psychologically overwhelmed this week putting together a 90-page executive deck that I haven’t had enough time to lose sleep agonizing about the money it’s going to cost me to replace my leaky roof at home

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      1. Your ad here‏ @youradhereDMme Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But it's all worth it when you throw up every morning at the thought of a new day.

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      2. Aspiring Urban Farmer‏ @jmerkovich Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @genahenrich

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      3. Gena Henrich‏ @genahenrich Feb 19
        Replying to @jmerkovich @TheOnion

        Hahahahaha yassss

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      1. Sachindra Bhattacharjee‏ @another_sachin Feb 19
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      1. Madeleine Vasaly‏ @mnbookgeek Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shoutout to the copyeditor who put the en dash in this headline.

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      1. @SpiderHam‏ @djpossess Feb 19
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        #MeToo

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      1. dragon energy industry lobbyist‏ @Swags_McGee_96 Feb 19
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        @caprilsun you

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      1. Clay of America‏ @MadPitcherX Feb 19
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        https://medium.com/@Madpitcher82/wind-farm-proposal-under-threat-from-the-town-of-dandelion-farm-could-potentially-blow-away-5662eb60a2fa?source=linkShare-c4263c05358f-1519048087 …

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      1. Yorgos‏ @YorgosHelios Feb 20
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        It is easy: just take regular breaks at work to stew over the many ways you have failed everyone who believed in you, especially your idealistic young self.

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      1. Jack  💀Skellington 💀‏ @The_Jamazing Feb 19
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      1. chase teel‏ @Chase_Teel Feb 19
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        Hey, they wrote an article about me

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      1. kony five aces‏ @DepressingSuper Feb 19
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        Me

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      1. Max Xavier‏ @max1xavier Feb 19
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        Best article ever!!!

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