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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 18

    Poll Finds 78% Of Americans Would Vote For Liberty Bell https://trib.al/7eOUaeV pic.twitter.com/u6lQahRjS6

    7:19 PM - 18 Feb 2018
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      1. LAST_DANCE‏ @Salman_hameed03 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has less cracks than Trump, so there's that.

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      1. Patrick Moore‏ @psaymoore Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She sounds hot

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's about the number of people who don't vote for any candidate currently

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Feb 18
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        Better, our current #POTUS has no brass.....

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      1. Gimmee‏ @Gimmeedaball Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is satire but that would be a YUGE upgrade.

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mostly because it rings a bell!

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      2. Ben  😔 👊🏻‏ @BeanDaPerson Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ok

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 Feb 21
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        Prefer write-in vote for potted plant.

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      1. Josh paquin‏ @Stonefly_Brown Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And 90% would vote for taco bell

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      1. KangarooZoo‏ @MyKangarooZoo Feb 19
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        https://mykangaroozoo.com/2018/02/19/fergie-starts-petition-to-make-the-statue-of-liberty-sexier/ …

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      1. Gianni L Cortez‏ @Iz_4_Fun Feb 19
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        WE have the technology, Let's repair the damn thing..........

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      1. George‏ @hawkeyema27 Feb 19
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        Donald thought liberty bell was a porn star and invited “her” to the White House.

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      1. Lekcin H‏ @The_H_Nickel Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @NWPlayer123

        Yeah, if I could actually get to it.

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      1. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB Feb 18
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        Or the Taco Liberty Bellpic.twitter.com/CYITMRgqT9

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      1. Sammy L‏ @CreativeAnarchy Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not for Liberty bell, but Liberty Belle.

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Feb 18
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        I thought the son, Taco, was more electable.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Feb 18
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        Even with it's Joe the Plumber crack. 😕

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