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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 18

    Woman Apologizes To Therapist For Monopolizing Conversation https://trib.al/M2eUfJJ pic.twitter.com/UtlvZHGywp

    4:09 PM - 18 Feb 2018
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    • Xsdf24 Alida Miller Julia Thompson 💚 Jada Carrie Baker Joseph Adorno jarrett aka Ferris aka Iceman allison. Carmela Motto
    31 replies 635 retweets 3,506 likes
      1. Kaley‏ @kaley8711 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this satire or are you guys secretly watching my everyday life?

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      2. Allie‏ @thoughtspirals Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheHazelHayes

        Therapist: so how has your week been? Me: can we talk about something else? i feel so selfish talking about myself Her: it's not selfish to talk about your week Me: fine. my ocd was...bad Her: have the compulsions been worse this week? Me: no I've already complained enough

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      3. Allie‏ @thoughtspirals Feb 18
        Replying to @thoughtspirals @TheOnion @TheHazelHayes

        An actual conversation from last week 😅

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wehiCMFspR

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      2. Rachelle Burgess‏ @mumbleram Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I *used* to do this, but I've learned that I'm paying for it and some days I just need to talk the entire time. I'm open about it with my therapist and he's ok with it. Sometimes you just need a safe place to vent.

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      1. Doe Javey‏ @josephtdavey Feb 19
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        @johnssab

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      1. Bella Trix‏ @BellaTrixandme Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @Novembervivi

        It happens a lot

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      1. John‏ @JohnLakeshow Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Men, I CHALLENGE you to do this to people you encounter. It is cathartic. Perhaps expression is the key to learning more about people. The more emotional vulnerability is discouraged in people, the worse off society is.

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      1. अ. पथिक‏ @andewanderer Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well what are you suppose to do when all they say is 'uh-huh' and look at you weird?

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      1. Tenants Rights in Newport‏ @newportnjtruth Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've actually done this... #notashamed

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      2. Leah Dwyer‏ @Leah_CBR Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also @masters_tess 🤣🙄✊🏻

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      2. How Long Is Now?‏ @howlongisnow73 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a #microaggression I'm deeply offended. I'm not sure why exactly but I am generally offended by everything and anything. #Snowflakes

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      1. Peter Layton Petersen‏ @layton514 Feb 19
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        So ,how do you feel about that ?

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      1. Haunt Mess Lexpress  👻 🚂 ™️‏ @dexilemeis Feb 19
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        @_TheBOYDWonder it me

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