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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 18

    Brad Pitt Stumbles Across Old Cardboard Box With Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head In Attic https://trib.al/Kk49cvR pic.twitter.com/Q6xtPQdTZD

    2:34 PM - 18 Feb 2018
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      1. Romerking Mercedes‏ @Rokingm Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. NM Grind3r‏ @NMGrind3r Feb 18
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        The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

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      1. Cory W‏ @agent3881 Feb 18
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        pic.twitter.com/qgqztwFUDe

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      2. zack‏ @TheBigLongVice Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      3. Just Satanic Things  💅‏ @bow_to_lucifer Feb 18
        Replying to @TheBigLongVice @TheOnion

        More like seizure alert

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1.  🔨Rube Goldberg's Mechanic 🔧‏ @h2opolopunk Feb 18
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        too soon

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      1. An Reporter‏ @ImAnReporter Feb 18
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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Brad Pitt Stumbles Across Old Cardboard Box With Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head In Attic https://trib.al/Kk49cvR  pic.twitter.com/Q6xtPQdTZD
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      2. Gina Sottile‏ @SottileGina Feb 18
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        Ahh What's In The Boxxxxx

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      2.  🎃 𝓖𝓪𝓲𝓵 ᵇʸₜₕₑ 𝓢𝓮𝓪 🎃‏ @sweet2spicey12 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeeTx1953

        Not sure what's more disturbing... that this is a *story*, that there's a head in the box, or that someone took a pic of Brad opening a box in his attic??🙄

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🌚 💀John 💀 🌚‏ @JohnNeedsALife Feb 18
        Replying to @sweet2spicey12 @TheOnion @DeeTx1953

        r/atetheonion

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      2. Daniel Marot‏ @daniel_marot Feb 18
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      2. Jess? You bet!‏ @SafeHavenJess Feb 18
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        Lmao!!! WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOOOX?? @nicas828

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      1. Gianni L Cortez‏ @Iz_4_Fun Feb 19
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        I heard she gives head to all her friends

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      1. cynthia settles‏ @cynthiasettles6 Feb 19
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        What in the box?

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