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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    American Girl Recalls 50,000 Dolls With Chainsaws For Hands https://trib.al/hTXZVYp pic.twitter.com/pB5YOyG0j7

    8:48 PM - 17 Feb 2018
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    • ladywithglasses 𝑖 𝑎𝑚 𝑎 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑢𝑚 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑟𝑡. Jayden Coile-Freeman oh hi mark Kristine Scheiner Pierre-Simon Laplace Stay Thirsty Friends GEN[X] Todd-Death to ࿕ swine Anastas2002
    62 replies 548 retweets 2,863 likes
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      2. aPoliticalSmartAss‏ @aPolSmartAss Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will be replaced with "defense rifles"

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. The sidhelah‏ @SHE_RAH369 Feb 17
        Replying to @aPolSmartAss @TheOnion

        dud you beat me to it. but I hear she comes with one of those nifty new bulletproof backpacks.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. The sidhelah‏ @SHE_RAH369 Feb 17
        Replying to @SHE_RAH369 @aPolSmartAss @TheOnion

        sorry...Dude. I didn't mean to compare you to an ineffective explosive;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. The sidhelah‏ @SHE_RAH369 Feb 17
        Replying to @SHE_RAH369 @aPolSmartAss @TheOnion

        and then....there's this.....I'll just leave this here to ponder. http://projectorangs.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/93cec49d3dedc3f1f03b3dd19687a9b8.jpg …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. aPoliticalSmartAss‏ @aPolSmartAss Feb 17
        Replying to @SHE_RAH369 @TheOnion

        I guess I will order a box of cookies

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. The sidhelah‏ @SHE_RAH369 Feb 17
        Replying to @aPolSmartAss @TheOnion

        it was that one..or this one...https://girlsgunszombies.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/girl-scout-zombies-still-012.jpg … :) #bulletproofsash

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      2. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GroovyBruce, found the perfect gift for any and all occasions!pic.twitter.com/1qHM2j2ShY

        2 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. Graham Bishop‏ @saflight369 Feb 18
        Replying to @snstoman @TheOnion @GroovyBruce

        Bwhahaha brings a whole new take on the movie "Edeard Scissor hands - Starring Johnny Dep. What's this gonna be called..'Hillbilly Chainsaw Cowbay wanna-be man'...hehehe. What next? LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Graham Bishop‏ @saflight369 Feb 18
        Replying to @saflight369 @snstoman and

        Edward Scissor hands....more LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Quinn‏ @quinn_boyle3 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tXncqw5XcW

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      1. Mr. Zero‏ @FZeroTV Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buzz-Saw Louie?pic.twitter.com/vW00jOgKR1

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      1. Ted Bracewell  🎃 💀 👻 🎃‏ @Tedakin Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was the toy created by this man?pic.twitter.com/UeQ8tlQJrc

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      1. LiberalLady‏ @LiberalTeriLee Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh but they are so cute!

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      1. DUANE VS THE FACES OF EVIL  🌠‏ @DopeDuane Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        isn't this a tekken fighter

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      2. Karen Albeck‏ @mumsintheattic Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @EmilySuess

        "...worst recall since Caroline was released with flamethrowers for eyes." I WANT THESE TOYS.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Ann McClure‏ @travelingann Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now how are they going to defend against a sharknado?

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      1. Pink Coconut‏ @PinkCoconut5 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How are we supposed to teach our kids how to survive in the real world of we keep building these safe spaces for them

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