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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    Area Man Thinks Movie He Saw Should Have Been Nominated https://trib.al/422gbER pic.twitter.com/gN9ic2qGKI

    3:57 PM - 17 Feb 2018
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    13 replies 127 retweets 1,027 likes
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      2. BOOkurapika 💊saving for the SQUIP TRIP‏ @Donteatacowman Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this photo radiates a weird energy

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. _ciprien45‏ @Dave_Cipriano56 Feb 17
        Replying to @Donteatacowman @TheOnion

        Staring into your soul, counting your every dark memory.. lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BOOkurapika 💊saving for the SQUIP TRIP‏ @Donteatacowman Feb 17
        Replying to @Dave_Cipriano56 @TheOnion

        It's like if they morphed these two photos together and added chiaroscuropic.twitter.com/gKWkGYBmlJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. DLaine‏ @DylanLaiine Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X-Men apocalypse had to be one of the worst movies of 2016 for a big budget film.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Vincent Van D'oh‏ @mike_the_mighty Feb 17
        Replying to @DylanLaiine @TheOnion

        Blasphemy

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      4. DLaine‏ @DylanLaiine Feb 17
        Replying to @mike_the_mighty @TheOnion

        It was so bad it made The Last Stand look good.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Vincent Van D'oh‏ @mike_the_mighty Feb 17
        Replying to @DylanLaiine @TheOnion

        Square uppic.twitter.com/RYFbv2AmyJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. DLaine‏ @DylanLaiine Feb 17
        Replying to @mike_the_mighty @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/DmbQbkietM

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. garrett janis‏ @garrettjanis Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao

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      1. Evan Roden‏ @evanroden1 Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, Florida Project was bad 😂

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      1. Vegeta Solo‏ @VegetaSolo1 Feb 18
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        pic.twitter.com/WxFsxLKSA7

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      1. Pink Coconut‏ @PinkCoconut5 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But apparently Boss baby was worthy enough

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      1. Peter Grant‏ @StinkyandEddie Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it a popular movie? Don't get your hopes up.

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      1. Andrew Ellison‏ @hazmat98 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's me. For A Quiet Passion and/or Cynthia Nixon.

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really. The "Academy" should take more voices and votes into account. It's not fair that the Hollywood elites (Jewish or not) control who wins these awards. Wait. I was joking. Trying to be satirical, but the truth actually hurts.http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/oscars/feature/a621921/who-votes-for-the-oscars/ …

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      1. Pete‏ @P__e__t__e__ Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TimJBarber

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      1. Plastic Straw King Boo‏ @ZFed116 Feb 17
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        We agree Get Out was way better

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