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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    Werner Herzog: I Killed And Ate Timothy Treadwell In 2005 https://trib.al/3mCqtXI pic.twitter.com/0ARO8laMCu

    12:43 PM - 17 Feb 2018
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    25 replies 212 retweets 1,046 likes
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      2. Jackie Cabelus‏ @jackiecabelus Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lizziecosette @lazysexycool

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. mason 2: electric boogaloo‏ @lazysexycool Feb 17
        Replying to @jackiecabelus @TheOnion @lizziecosette

        this news has SHAKEN me to my core tbh

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Aaron B Brown‏ @AaronBBrown Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even 15 years later jokes about someone who was eaten alive, Record it on audio, will never be funny. I don’t think Herzog would think this was funny, he listen to that audio. Maybe everybody should listen to it

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  ❌Patriot Fan  🇺🇸 💁🏻  🐸 http://gab.ai/@FaithR8s‏ @FaithR8s Feb 17
        Replying to @AaronBBrown @TheOnion

        So agree. Herzog respected Timothy Treadwell and tried to get out the full story to people who cared to know.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti

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      1. Alexander Capstick‏ @ajlc1985 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats a bear lie.

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      1. cadydid‏ @Cadydid1960 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I get this joke!

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You still low carb, Werner?

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      1. Bob Donnelly‏ @BobDonnelly11 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actual title in American:Nobody's bigger than the lense.

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      1. TrinBomPeters13‏ @P13Trinity Feb 17
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        What the frick that is disturbing lol😂😂😂

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      1. name here‏ @breaddrink1 Feb 17
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        I thought this was a last podcast on the left post and wasn't shocked in the slightest.

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      1. daniel‏ @danieldaking Feb 18
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        So the bears were innocent, huh? He better not hope they know where he lives. If they have Google Maps, he's fucked.

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      1. Carlos Ybarra‏ @carlosybarra2 Feb 18
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        Did I have a knife in Siberia?

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      1. Euit Nu‏ @MM_Food_ Feb 18
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        Oh my god reading this in his voice is hilarious

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Feb 17
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        What wine did you have with him?

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      1. SneakingDuck‏ @sttngduck Feb 17
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        “.....he was delicious....”

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      1. Keith  🎃 🎃 🎃 Burton‏ @bbeekk321 Feb 17
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        Why do I believe this?

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