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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    Newborn Has Father’s Asshole https://trib.al/N1Hxep9 pic.twitter.com/Ft5J4Cig9N

    11:06 AM - 17 Feb 2018
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    40 replies 280 retweets 1,736 likes
      1. Bigshotprof‏ @thebigshotprof Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well...onion. They can’t all be winners.

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Devin but Halloween  🎃‏ @LikeableGaming Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/e2cNiPHsj9

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      1. Jason K Murdock‏ @SoonerJayBone Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You ever tell a joke that went too far and everyone was just grossed out and uncomfortable?

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. huskydog‏ @huskydog Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you that desperate for a laugh?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. downloadable firearms fan account‏ @HahaNiceDude Feb 17
        Replying to @huskydog @TheOnion

        it’s the onion... so... yea

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. It do be like dat‏ @ReynaertJarno Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        tf did i just read?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Lucy Mae Sammons‏ @sammons_mae Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who's baby this one its cute

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      2. Gary Bleck  📎‏ @GaryBleck Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give it back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Feb 17
        Replying to @GaryBleck @TheOnion

        that motherfucker's still got her nose

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He sure looks like one.......... you are right.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🐉‏ @fritakahlos Feb 17
        Replying to @BubbaBanjo @TheOnion

        christ 😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he knows the kid is his. 😀

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. أبو ليلى جاسوس الله‏ @pysops Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awwww

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      1. Cody LaDiablita  ☠️ ⚓️‏ @cody_k Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Missed this when it was first posted by the Onion and hour ago. But thank goodness @Kris_Sacrebleu is here!pic.twitter.com/MqXq1GG06N

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      1. Sarah‏ @SarcasmoToYou Feb 17
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        @brancatoaa

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      1. reid platt‏ @fenton25 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AbbeyFrick Isn't that precious?

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      1. wicked bitch‏ @Chrissy_is_Odd Feb 17
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        @_FireToad_

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      1. Bayflow408‏ @Bayflow408 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought it was the trendy gender caption "Newborn Named Asshole By His Father"

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