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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    NASA Issues Formal Apology For 1969 Genocide Of Moon Natives https://trib.al/7CTAASC pic.twitter.com/7hL9tEaqCt

    9:29 AM - 17 Feb 2018
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      2.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Luis Figueredo‏ @devHoodie Feb 17
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @TheOnion

        That won't do anything! We must lower the NASA budget so they can never do this again!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Kyle‏ @AlaCasar Feb 17
        Replying to @devHoodie @liammatherson5 @TheOnion

        Gotta hope the guy in the WH doesn't see this, he seems to buy into everything.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ernie‏ @ErnieRiv_5 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These acts will never be forgiven!

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Robert Michalski‏ @rob_michalski Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And thus was born a new conspiracy theory. How long until someone cites this article seriously?

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      1. Simon‏ @restrepo_simon Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        About damn time

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      2. sm9eb‏ @sm9eb Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not even a little funny.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      4. sm9eb‏ @sm9eb Feb 17

        Moreover, this article isn't new. This is at least the second time they've re-posted it. Millions of people have died all over the world; how is it possible that this subject could even remotely be humorous? I keep imagining the editorial decision-making process here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Doozy‏ @DizzyiF Feb 17
        Replying to @sm9eb @TheOnion

        Anything can be funny bro, loosen up. Nothing is off limits in comedy. Just because you don’t think genocide itself is funny doesn’t mean jokes about genocide are never funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jerry Squirbin‏ @squirbin Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

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      1. Gerry Mandereng‏ @Thefourhourgame Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These people don’t want you to know the moon is actually triangle shaped!!!!

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      1. Sandalman‏ @OGSandalman Feb 17
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        Although this isn’t nearly enough to make up for the atrocities they committed, it’s a step in the right direction

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      2. Ross‏ @Bad_Weevil Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This wouldn’t have happened if moon inhabitants were allowed to bear arms

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Davers  🇨🇦‏ @DaveMunro76 Feb 17
        Replying to @Bad_Weevil @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XfU5m2Sq7w

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      1. Tony M.‏ @fishnbaja1 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shall we say Appolo gy?

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      1. ksgqfox4‏ @krisgfox Feb 17
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        The Onion use to be funny.

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      2.  ♏ark  ✖‏ @kee1haul Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need to give the space aliens more guns.

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      1. Cody Clark‏ @CodyClark256 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No "apology" will make up for what they did. I was among the NASA space medics sent up alongside NASA space soldiers and some of the attacks from us were completely unprovoked. #NASAwantsTheMoonForItself

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