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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 17

    Real-Life Michelin Man Dies At 87 https://trib.al/5WT5vYo pic.twitter.com/CJZi5rxE20

    6:15 AM - 17 Feb 2018
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    23 replies 136 retweets 1,098 likes
      1. Lily (she/her)  🐈‏ @TheCatMom Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2016 takes another hero

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      1. Albert Cuesta  🎗️‏Verified account @albertcuesta Feb 17
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        “His” actual name is Bibendum, just so you know. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Man …

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A nail is under investigation for murder

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 17
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        it just goes to show we all need to tread carefully.

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      1. Guuberre‏ @Guuberre Feb 17
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        Those nipples are going to haunt my nightmares.

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      1. Lucy Mae Sammons‏ @sammons_mae Feb 17
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        This look like a alien and its funny to me

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      1. TrumpTroller‏ @ManbabyandChief Feb 24
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        He had a real spare tire around the waist.

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      1. raul cobos gonzalez‏ @raul_in_cobos Feb 19
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        Amazing he rolled that long in his shape

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 17
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        he was so big...... he had to have two valve stems.

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      1. I_Suckemallov‏ @I_suckemallov Feb 17
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        Eighty seven months

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      1. Lucy Mae Sammons‏ @sammons_mae Feb 17
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        This looks like a alien and its funny to me mate

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      1. Brian K.‏ @BudEagle Feb 17
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        Sad 😀

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      1. Really Frightening Switch‏ @RFSwitchArt Feb 17
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        Odd how he has the face of Ted Cruz...

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      1. BigDaddySpook 💀‏ @theclaymax Feb 17
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        sad day thoughts and prayers

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      1. Andrew Irving‏ @irvs351 Feb 17
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        87!! Poor heart

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 17
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        rip

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