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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

    Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs https://trib.al/DRIaaO2 pic.twitter.com/wbbUzzgxxO

    5:31 PM - 16 Feb 2018
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    • Bri oh hi mark Veronica Pierre-Simon Laplace Human Barometer amnit Elon Fx Muscc sherman did nothing wrong🌹 Donny Berger
    67 replies 668 retweets 2,877 likes
      1. Thomas J. Cory II‏ @Xammas Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you are old when the Onion calls fads from your mid twenties as middle school.

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      2. Jeremie Bearimy  😇 🐻 😈‏ @JeremieMA12 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh heck yeah.pic.twitter.com/sqwccHGSno

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Ivar IV‏ @SickWiddit88 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ceace and duhsist CC @PFTCommenter

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      1. Øsi Øsbjørn is voting on November 6th‏ @scottp3t3 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bonus points for Member's Only jacket.

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      1. Lisa Lisa‏ @ItalianHellian Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg its blue jean Gumby

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      1. Brandon‏ @MoustacheMutiny Feb 16
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        pic.twitter.com/A5EfSxHzc9

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      1. StevenX‏ @StevenX_DFA Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly given the state of fashion in the 2010's I am not even judging.

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      2. Dan Gayle‏ @dangayle Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had them. Loved them. Would still wear them if they were socially acceptable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. WCW WorldWide‏ @WCWWorldwide Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HorrorMovieBBQ

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      3. Chad Ecto (HorrorMovieBBQ.com)‏ @HorrorMovieBBQ Feb 16
        Replying to @WCWWorldwide @TheOnion

        Hahahahahaha yes!!!! I need to get some and recreate this photo!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Howard - a dolphin‏ @RSFairchild Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, was there a time when this was fashionable?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 16
        Replying to @RSFairchild @TheOnion

        I fell out of my chair and got knocked out, I dreamt that Jesus told me to tell you the answer is yes, and it is devilspawn

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. HallowIain  🎃 🦇‏ @Hippomothamus Feb 16
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        pic.twitter.com/vJVeksjmWE

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon #ripjnco

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      1. Cody G‏ @CodyGKTA Feb 16
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        @PFTCommenter

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      1. Sam‏ @samhancockfirst Feb 17
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        @rjsmsu @TonySilva4 fuck yea! Lol

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 17
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        @TwistedPrime yo they are reporting your life again dude

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      1. Hattori Hanzo‏ @Hattori_Hanzo23 Feb 17
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        lol. still better than skinny jeans.

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