Bullshit! I had a cute dog for 17 years and it did not help me to pick any hot chick! (at least, that is what my wife thinks!)
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Gives new meaning to the pickup artist.
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He draws the line at hot tickets.
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and the JAY WARD award for greatest pun of all time goes to...THE ONION! —
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Tons?? Out of that lil shit? Please meybe a ton a year if he needs it constantly
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Literally; one mouthful at a time.
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Sad, but true...
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I always bought cats until I realized it was counter productive...I have allergies that speak for themselves...Mom...I'm just confused...sheeesh!
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As if that's the reason to get a lil fluffy best friendo
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Literally. Hopefully.
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