Damn. @TheOnion has been on fire the last few days. I guess they've started to prep material for the next, and the next, and the next inevitable mass shooting.
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Those three make a turd sandwich, without the bread.
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I bought two nerf guns. May buy few more. Far exceed my needs. So far we killed the same person like 50 times. Re-spawn that video games.
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Fried onions

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I’m sure all 3 are heavily invested in related stocks...making


while innocent people are assassinated. So very American 
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The 2nd Am was devised to protect us from our enemies, principally the English and the French. Wayne LaPierre is which of those?
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"After seeing its insurance premiums go up by 20%, it's copay go up $1.5 trillion, and see it's prescription coverage change to include only opioids, America is just now seeing the results of its untreated mental illness."
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