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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

    FBI Quickly Follows Up On Tip About Potentially Dangerous Man Who Killed 17 In School Shooting https://trib.al/ZxDRIVr pic.twitter.com/02ra3LTxv5

    11:05 AM - 16 Feb 2018
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    16 replies 240 retweets 1,190 likes
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      2. Cosmogony Persists‏ @Thirdsyphon Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And with that, the line between reality and The Onion vanished completely. Mark the time. The date is February 16, 2018.

        2 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Denver Sports Fan‏ @denversportsfan Feb 16
        Replying to @Thirdsyphon @TheOnion

        That line was crossed long ago during this Trump administration.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 16
        Replying to @denversportsfan @Thirdsyphon @TheOnion

        What line? The Onion is award winning journalism, they never tell a lie regardless of what adminstration is present.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Shannon Metterville‏ @S31Mom Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God I really wish this was funny

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      1. Nathaniel Swenson‏ @Nanfoo4you Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's sad when satire depicts what should be reality.

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      1. Teddy‏ @springerdawg Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FBI: if you see something say something. America: if we say something do something!!!!!!!!

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      1. Jon‏ @__Random_Guy__ Feb 16
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        pic.twitter.com/Ect7ASieyG

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      2. Eric Hansen‏ @EJTHANSEN Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right. Strike three. You are undisputed champions of the ‘too soon tweet’. Unfollowed, you tasteless, misanthropic hacks.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jason K Murdock‏ @SoonerJayBone Feb 16
        Replying to @EJTHANSEN @TheOnion

        I don’t think it’s really meant to be funny. More like condemning the FBI for not doing their fucking jobs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Eric Hansen‏ @EJTHANSEN Feb 16
        Replying to @SoonerJayBone @TheOnion

        Understand your reply, but it’s @TheOnion which is meant to be funny. Kids are dead. It’s a disrespectful tweet. I find their sense of humour to be increasingly tasteless, so I unfollow. My choice. Respect to you @SoonerJayBone

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      1. Call me Nolan.‏ @Nalienation Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @TDP312

        This isn't even satire.. The guy who's YouTube video the killer posted on Was contacted by the FBI after the shooting

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      1. Jeff, Pissedoff‏ @jeffayc Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry buddy, too late. We've moved on to the next story.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A disaster ... busy sucking cock for the DNC to get trump and they "passed" on this tip.

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      1. Kuno‏ @SailorSupernova Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is actually one of their true stories. A YouTuber had reported Cruz to the FBI last year for a comment Cruz left that he was a future pro school shooter. They couldn't find him at the time but immediately after the shooting the FBI contacted the Youtuber again.

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      1. Jay‏ @weekisassa Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon

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      1.  🌟 Baby A‏ @PokeTheStars Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sad

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      1. Sandalman‏ @OGSandalman Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds promising, go get em boys!

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      1. Medusa‏ @lusamedusa Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ☹️

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      1. Norman Young‏ @NormanGYoung Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Edgy.

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