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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

    Archaeologists Unearth Ivory Trumpet Dating Back To Prehistoric Jazz Age https://trib.al/K0gTSTY pic.twitter.com/QymSGLD9wv

    9:55 AM - 16 Feb 2018
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    32 replies 472 retweets 2,445 likes
      1. Nate‏ @ammadien Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty dope they figured out how to make piston valves with bones. @Blumman

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      1. Spook T. Raccoon‏ @TOStarRaccoon Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion's working hard not to be mistaken for current events

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      1. and/or cartridge‏ @andocart Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        doot dootpic.twitter.com/lLNxigYV8R

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      1. Kenneth Barnes‏ @kenkmbarnes Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miles underground.

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      2.  🎃Black Ømen 🎃‏ @CageOmen Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @RevNFidel

        Well, what else would the Flintstones & their friends have listened to?

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      3. Rev N. Fidel‏ @RevNFidel Feb 17
        Replying to @CageOmen @TheOnion

        Benny Rockman and Louis Stonestrong

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      1. MIchael K.Roberts‏ @MichaelRob9K Feb 16
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        pic.twitter.com/SEW9jxJGcj

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      1. John Hardy‏ @IamJohnHardy Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it discovered in the Horn of Africa

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      1. FrozenPixel‏ @LethargicPotat0 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a band geek, i find this particulary funny.

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      1. SE‏ @GreenbaySaint Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jazz always sounds better deep underground.

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      2. Fred‏ @AbyssSSB Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        onion, wouldnt it be a cornet, not a trumpet?

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      3. Matt Brady‏ @owbraide Feb 16
        Replying to @AbyssSSB @TheOnion

        is that a breed of tuba

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      4. Fred‏ @AbyssSSB Feb 17
        Replying to @owbraide @TheOnion

        there are not breeds of instruments

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      1. Karen Cook‏ @KarenCookPhotos Feb 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @ldniven

        I wonder if it was still able to be played! It amazes what we think of as 'modern' inventions....our ancestors enjoyed and used. #awesome #ilovehistory

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      1. Haley Spookmyer‏ @hstaudmyer Feb 17
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        @NorthPride

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      1. Ben Cost‏ @benjamincost Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gary Larson-esque

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      1. Kevin Watson‏ @kdwatson58 Feb 16
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        I can dig it...

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