“Oh God, what happened last night?” https://trib.al/X3rs5o1 pic.twitter.com/dbiPB4XigK
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“Oh God, what happened last night?” https://trib.al/X3rs5o1 pic.twitter.com/dbiPB4XigK
He was feeling randy after reading the dog-eared copy of The Handmaid's Tale he keeps tucked under his mattress. Mother ain't no Offred, but she'll do for now.
He was feeling Randy? How'd he get in the room?
Has no memory of the night before except that it tasted great!pic.twitter.com/7aOOHfrW88
I can’t even jokingly entertain this thought... 
He must've decided to hit it last night. Wife looks satisfied tho.
It’s “mother” not wife
Karen Pence: "Mike, I fell asleep still wearing the strap-on!"
Oh, yeah, let's attack people because their Christians. How ORIGINAL.
How does an 80 year old not know the difference between their and they're? Americans never seize to amaze me
The irony is that it’s cease not seize
Difference is that the guy I responded to is a writer at Breitbart, I'm just some random guy who learned English as my third language. But I actually learned something now, didn't know seize and cease were different words since I've only heard them spoken, thanks, my dude
Oh come on...you know they have twin beds that they’ve pushed together 3 times in 20 years...
This isn't fair. You know he has a severe milk allergy. It makes him do crazy things.
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