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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

    ‘Oh God, What Happened Last Night?’ Says Groggy Mike Pence After Waking Up In Same Bed As Wife https://trib.al/o45dGlb pic.twitter.com/K62aTJp2AO

    8:16 AM - 16 Feb 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

        “Oh God, what happened last night?” https://trib.al/X3rs5o1 pic.twitter.com/dbiPB4XigK

        7 replies 104 retweets 943 likes
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      1. St Peter‏ @stpeteyontweety Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        pic.twitter.com/zKFwe3lA2q

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      1. so nothing matters anymore‏ @americalastnite Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        3 pointerpic.twitter.com/ucXER5UR4p

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      2. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was feeling randy after reading the dog-eared copy of The Handmaid's Tale he keeps tucked under his mattress. Mother ain't no Offred, but she'll do for now.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      3. Dana Timmons‏ @dana_timmons Feb 16
        Replying to @TANickMA @TheOnion

        He was feeling Randy? How'd he get in the room?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. jeremy‏ @jsmuster Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        pic.twitter.com/cFUj8hyUWB

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Josh L’Arbre‏ @LAXandBNE Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has no memory of the night before except that it tasted great!pic.twitter.com/7aOOHfrW88

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      1. Donnie‏ @DeejaeD2 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        pic.twitter.com/Ol6KX88FoI

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      2. Lydia's Lunchbox  🦄‏ @olivestarr222 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @CherylOgle

        Was it through a hole in the sheet?https://youtu.be/qRNlxBuB9jM 

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Cheryl OhellNo™‏ @cherylohellno Feb 17
        Replying to @olivestarr222 @TheOnion

        I can’t even jokingly entertain this thought... 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. gregory ray‏ @gregoryray67 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He must've decided to hit it last night. Wife looks satisfied tho.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. not not elon musk‏ @JerichoNorman Feb 16
        Replying to @gregoryray67 @TheOnion

        It’s “mother” not wife

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Karen Pence: "Mike, I fell asleep still wearing the strap-on!"

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      2. Warner Todd Huston‏ @warnerthuston Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Oh, yeah, let's attack people because their Christians. How ORIGINAL.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Pavi‏ @Liiinusen Feb 16
        Replying to @warnerthuston @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        How does an 80 year old not know the difference between their and they're? Americans never seize to amaze me

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. not not elon musk‏ @JerichoNorman Feb 16
        Replying to @Liiinusen @warnerthuston and

        The irony is that it’s cease not seize

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Pavi‏ @Liiinusen Feb 19
        Replying to @JerichoNorman @warnerthuston and

        Difference is that the guy I responded to is a writer at Breitbart, I'm just some random guy who learned English as my third language. But I actually learned something now, didn't know seize and cease were different words since I've only heard them spoken, thanks, my dude

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Annik Stahl‏ @curledANDqueued Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh come on...you know they have twin beds that they’ve pushed together 3 times in 20 years...

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      1. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't fair. You know he has a severe milk allergy. It makes him do crazy things.

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