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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 16

    Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum https://trib.al/824flVb pic.twitter.com/tINNbUu8by

    6:01 AM - 16 Feb 2018
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    • Mark Painter Reese.The.Machine 🎃Spooky 👻 Gærƿulf🎃 art jones aGamerBoy SeriousSydney LafinduMondealieuàEtreta Ian graham Michael Lueger
    34 replies 419 retweets 1,682 likes
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      2. Smallbrainfield‏ @Smallbrainfield Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ry'leh-gious Studies?

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Feb 16
        Replying to @Smallbrainfield @TheOnion

        F'Taghn 101

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Clifford Parkes‏ @ParkesClifford Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep Cthulhu and State separate.

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      1. d‏ @dani_xman Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LULZWciXq4

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      1. Felix of Turin‏ @SteveNott4141 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...including an emphasis on non-Euclidean geometry.

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      1. William Geist‏ @19Geist Feb 16
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        pic.twitter.com/oCfsBFMgzH

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      1. K. Scott "My Real Name Is Spooky Enough "Gant  🤔‏ @ksgant Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone make a sanity roll...

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      2.  🎃BANSHEEleh 🎃‏ @TeeIeh Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Logan_Stolt

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      3. Heather Nicole‏ @theshallowwaves Feb 16
        Replying to @TeeIeh @TheOnion @Logan_Stolt

        "We already changed the name of the school from Abraham Lincoln High to Nyarlathotep Academy," Perry added. "What more does he want?" Favorite Onion article.<3

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Snazzy‏ @snazzeropath Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this world of Warcraft

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      1. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It already is they just want it formalized...

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      1. lærer Martin‏ @martirib Feb 17
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        We prefer the term "Insight", by the way.pic.twitter.com/4IifCnHJZY

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      1. Jim Hoflen‏ @JimHoflen Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @pipandbaby

        Finally! A plan to keep me busy when I retire!

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 16
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        I support this

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      1. Sam Stanton  🥑‏ @SamStantonSays Feb 16
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        @wjmatlock

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most of the curriculum is Madness.

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      1. aspexit‏ @aspexit Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham

        Tragically, this is now not so far-fetched. Might as well substitute a congressman for this teacher.

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      1. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, they’re going to teach those kids how to spell 🤓

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      1. Orange Owl‏ @orangeowl18 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion you are on 🔥 these days. Thank you for helping me keep what’s left of my sanity intact.

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