BREAKING NEWS: Congress proposes limiting assault weapon owners to one box of bullets per mass shooting. "It's the responsible thing to do" said GOP representatives in a joint statement.
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Hard to tell isn't it?
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Do they get an automatic reply saying "thoughts and prayers"?
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Your anger is the reason it had to be said.
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Satire exists to show the inherent ludicrousness of existence by imitating life, and when something truly horrendous like this happens, multiple times, what can be said other than the deep down to the bone truth?
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If you're upset The Onion isn't funny today, here's some 2001 Onion for you (pre- and post-9/11) The Onion: Not just here to amuse you https://politics.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882 … https:/www.theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178about:invalid#zSoyz
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2nd link https://www.theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178 … (Google AMP decided you can't put two links in one tweet because that's just anarchy)
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That’s an intense article. Thanks for making the link work.
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Lawmakers can’t fix this by banning things and hoping people stop being evil/crazy. Besides, when have they succeeded at fixing anything?
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And for those who weren't made into monsters by our primitive society but were born ill, fund science to help diagnose those illnesses and focus on helping those with these terrible disadvantages to their minds.
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Everyone saying this goes to far, just remember satire isn't just for laughs it exists to make a point.
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Feeling this is a satirical rebuke on the situation we are in now, not meant to be funny, meant to be caustic on purpose. Too bad lawmakers will still not do anything
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Damn, the Onion went from satire to straight sarcasm. Dark sarcasm.
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