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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    Study: Those Who Go To College Earn More Degrees Over Lifetime Than Those Who Do Not https://trib.al/p2JlAJ8 pic.twitter.com/uYWNWTDfRy

    5:05 PM - 15 Feb 2018
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    • steelers_fanlove Cole Masington Pierre-Simon Laplace max will offend you Trenade Brotherton 🔆🎃🍂 ChrisNickRachel Piumika ˗ˏˋhannah ˎˊ˗ James Reid
    38 replies 535 retweets 2,643 likes
      1. Travesty Mc‏ @travisiousmc Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Intrigueresting...elaboratize.

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      1. mkay‏ @acewew Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Big if true

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      1. Kyle S.‏ @KyleRay_94 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study: Readership of The Onion is greater than readership of any other parody news source named for a vegetable with an edible bulb...

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      1. Nora‏ @Hippo_Nora Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cant believe you forgot to include those who got honorary degrees in this chart

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      1. Twit Terrorist‏ @Twit_terrorist Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! This blew my mind! It makes you think, you know?

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      2. Michael Ruiz | Valor‏ @MrGimpo Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Maggie_Z_Artist shit I can't deal with these facts

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. maggie z‏ @Maggie_Z_Artist Feb 15
        Replying to @MrGimpo @TheOnion

        Lmao

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      1. Peter‏ @petercolani Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dude no freakin way

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      2. DumpTrump‏ @CapitolHe11 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Karate and Taekwondo experts receive even more degrees than people who go to college. This chart is lying by omission!

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      2. Andrew Mertes‏ @andrewfmertes Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about people who earn Trump University degrees? They never went to college and they have degrees.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Dave Bridges RDT RDH‏ @davidbridges Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study missed quite a few…pic.twitter.com/UEQnxF9noK

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      1. Dave Pickles‏ @davepickles74 Feb 15
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        pic.twitter.com/p0ZTnXVccV

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      1. Patrick Stich‏ @Dapman02 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about honorary degrees?

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Captain obvious, I presume.

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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's studies like this that really make want some grant money to conduct your own important work.

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      1. Dean (Something Halloween Related)‏ @ThatGuyInAldi Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        really????? i wouldnt have guess!

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      1. Jim Jones‏ @TPtruth32 Feb 15
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        @jonesschloee @ChaseCJ12 facts are facts

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