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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    White House: ‘This Is Not The Geologic Era To Debate Gun Control’ https://trib.al/QDtZFYs pic.twitter.com/nZdRMo8eEA

    2:37 PM - 15 Feb 2018
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    112 replies 2,825 retweets 10,200 likes
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      2. Brandon Horan‏ @brandon_r_horan Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, this is obvious BS, considering that almost everyone in the GOP believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

        3 replies 7 retweets 104 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING NEWS: Congress proposes limiting assault weapon owners to one box of bullets per mass shooting. "It's the responsible thing to do" said GOP representatives in a joint statement.

        2 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
      3. Ace Defective‏ @GossSean42 Feb 15
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        And the bill was immediately shot down and replaced with a bill to leave extra boxes of ammo at all schools, funded by the NRA

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Bryan Boling‏ @bryanboling Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crazy that every day the Onion becomes harder and harder to distinguish from non-satire news...

        1 reply 3 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Sara‏ @betty54 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Wtf.

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      1. Scott Calvert‏ @MrCalvert Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #BanAssaultWeapons

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      2. Archie Bunker‏ @NathanHofer Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which way is she looking?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Graham Shaw‏ @Coatwright Feb 15
        Replying to @NathanHofer @TheOnion

        Both ways

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Ali‏ @akumaldreams Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Thought this was real for a second...Then realized that the current occupants of the WH don't know what the words "geologic era" mean...

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. Johnpaul Quinlan‏ @Gnomosapien Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I guess we all meet here again for the next shooting, in two weeks? I wouldn't be surprised if the manufacturers of thoughts and prayers aren't secretly funding the NRA.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. The Dubya‏ @dwellman21 Feb 15
        Replying to @Gnomosapien @TheOnion

        Shit at this rate, I'm not sure if we didn't miss another one in the past two HOURS...

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Johnpaul Quinlan‏ @Gnomosapien Feb 15
        Replying to @dwellman21 @TheOnion

        I believe the US Olympic committee is pressing for School Shooting to be at the 2024 Games, as a demonstration sport.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Mike Bridgman‏ @terpsfan3040 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Dinosaurs had gun control, didn't save them from extinction

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      2. dooppy Ⓥ‏ @Dooppy Feb 15
        Replying to @travstr @TheOnion

        This photo is old too, all that lying has made her face all lumpy and weird. I bet she smells like ranch dressing and wet wipes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. t‏ @travstr Feb 15
        Replying to @Dooppy @TheOnion

        "ranch dressing and wet wipes" 💀pic.twitter.com/ZXmYmj4xxe

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