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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    New School Shooter Drill Includes Practicing Pleas To Lawmakers To Do Something About This https://trib.al/6G2xjBH pic.twitter.com/Toq4eahSEV

    1:23 PM - 15 Feb 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is there a 'thoughts and prayers' app yet too?

        6 replies 6 retweets 165 likes
      3. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter Feb 15
        Replying to @tommoore2004 @TheOnion

        https://www.thoughtsandprayersthegame.com/ 

        0 replies 10 retweets 38 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. NattyBo(o!)‏ @NattyBDC Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is the Onion covering this issue better than the entire rest of the media?

        0 replies 7 retweets 165 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Michael Tlusty‏ @TlustyM Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here’s a headline for you— “The Onion’s job gets easier since they recycle headlines with each mass shooting”

        7 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. Scott tweeting about deep dish again  👻  👻  👻‏ @firescotch Feb 16
        Replying to @TlustyM @TheOnion

        Do you…understand the point of why they recycle it

        1 reply 0 retweets 147 likes
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      2. Deb Hodges‏ @debhodges1413 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        Ok, I love the Onion, but this really isn't the day for this sarcasm as I have spent most of my day retweeting surviors's calls for gun control to Ted Cruz because he believes "mass shooting victims do not want gun control" .

        12 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. mary‏ @murderous_mary Feb 15
        Replying to @debhodges1413 @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        wow... you have really made a change, congrats!pic.twitter.com/hJczjeygcR

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
      4. Deb Hodges‏ @debhodges1413 Feb 15
        Replying to @murderous_mary @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        Do not know you, have have no idea why you would respond to something I said with 0 followers.

        6 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Noo Noo‏ @TheScottyD123 Feb 15
        Replying to @debhodges1413 @murderous_mary and

        What does follower count have to do with it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. Deb Hodges‏ @debhodges1413 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheScottyD123 @murderous_mary and

        Wondering how this person I do not know can comment when they have no followers that may have retweeted me...so...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. linda bertinelli‏ @linda_lindylou Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        As soon as you are 18, VOTE! Vote Democratic to change the laws on guns!!WE ARE THE MAJORITY and We ALL MUST VOTE!! YES WE CAN take contro of Congress in 2018!!

        4 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
      3. Deku Deku @ Don't make me paranoid again Nx‏ @DebiruSabaiba Feb 15
        Replying to @linda_lindylou @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        Nice meme

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Kyle Alan Rose‏ @kylealanrose Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Interesting time we live in when satire rings out as truth we all can’t seem to hear!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Bobbie Bees‏ @BobbieBees Feb 16
        Replying to @kylealanrose @TheOnion

        That has always been the point of good satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1.  🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸‏ @AHamiltonSpirit Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

         🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸 Retweeted  🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸

        https://twitter.com/ahamiltonspirit/status/964245901228244994 …

         🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸 added,

         🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸 @AHamiltonSpirit
        Random thought. If the NRA is found to have violated campaign finance laws by funneling Russian capital to politicians could that be used to prevent them from making campaign contributions in the future? Asking for all sane Americans.
        0 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Jason Graham‏ @JasonGr15643536 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Victims start target practice with life size images of NRA executives.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. JR‏ @bigbeergeek Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad that the onion is actually the real news

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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