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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    Veteran Congressman Can Still Remember When Inaction On Gun Violence Actually Presented A Moral Dilemma https://trib.al/znebmaF pic.twitter.com/8CinAn7oFA

    11:20 AM - 15 Feb 2018
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      2. Victor Kioulaphides‏ @vkioulaphides Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Ban NRA funding of political campaigns. That’s a start.

        3 replies 6 retweets 16 likes
      3. gil gardner‏ @gilgardner2 Feb 15
        Replying to @vkioulaphides @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        You want to repeal the first amendment?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Victor Kioulaphides‏ @vkioulaphides Feb 15
        Replying to @gilgardner2 @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        No, only the Second.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        "Pepperidge Farms remembers..."

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      2. Rick Hickman‏ @WLCSsports Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Leftist inaction IS troubling. Stop saying "no" to suggestions that would help! Arm willing teachers. Arm retired military or police to patrol schools. Bring discipline back to schools. Install impenetrable doors on classrooms. The "must do something" crowd refuses to try.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nilla Napier‏ @NillaOfPojo Feb 15
        Replying to @WLCSsports @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        So your plan is to make schools into prisons?

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Rick Hickman‏ @WLCSsports Feb 16
        Replying to @NillaOfPojo @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        There are guards in plenty of schools already. They wouldn't be like prisons until there's a shooter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Nilla Napier‏ @NillaOfPojo Feb 16
        Replying to @WLCSsports @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        those guards are basically mall cops, they don't even carry guns. They also aren't the teachers, and creativity, and individuality are still encouraged in schools, not blind obedience, and fear.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Ah, that sweet, sweet, political cash to soothe the dirty and guilt-ridden soul.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        At least Trump fixed the moral dilemma problem.

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      1. Nerdy Engineer‏ @devil_wtf Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Okay Grandpa

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      1. Bittertweet‏ @bitrtw33t Feb 15
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        Poster child on why we should have fixed terms.

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      1. nines09‏ @Mescalero09 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        I remember the Republicans calling themselves the Moral Majority, The party of Family Values. 3 wives and a cool million or two from the NRA later.....Oh. Look. Another check....From....Koch? Mercer? Vlad? busy busy busy...Where were we?

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      1. iLLPhiL sez ABOLISH ICE‏ @filmatix Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        look at these dried up, dessicated robber-baron mummies, i'd love to see them melt like in Raiders before some new blood took over

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Thank u onion for telling the real news

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      1. J.D. Dogg™‏ @J_D_Dogg Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Ah, those halcyon days!

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      1. Manz‏ @Manzoire Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Pepperidge Farm remembers

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      1. Bill Wellington‏ @Windfall68 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChuckGrassley

        Pray and receive lobby money from the NRApic.twitter.com/AdiC4YMQlf

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