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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    Tips For Treating A Bed Bug Infestation https://trib.al/kFtY8gh pic.twitter.com/lHgVrplhpo

    9:31 AM - 15 Feb 2018
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    • Myriam Bigras Elina Lynne shulknado @ D R A G A L I A David Hawley Synonym Will Never Shine Puns Jeff 🎸🎼🐾🎃🌊 💀💀Skeletonfan 38💀💀 Macheeze🧀 v   r   o
    15 replies 24 retweets 134 likes
      1. Yoruneko‏ @yorun3ko Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave the house, never come back

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      2. Koarla.mp5‏ @Koarlia Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t annihilate the only friends I have

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      1. Buck‏ @PraiseBUG Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE BUG LORD DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS SENSELESS BUG KILLING! DIRTY HERETICS KILLING SACRED CREATURES!

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      1. Ladie Katie Jane  🥄‏ @ladiekatielife Feb 15
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        @domesticaitblog

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      1. TrumpTroller‏ @ManbabyandChief Feb 24
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        Tip # 1 Don't be born poor.

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      1. Hussy‏ @Hussy316 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @prateektekriwal

        Hahahaha.. i was just about to tag you in this and then realized you had retweeted it

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      1. Cody Clark‏ @CodyClark256 Feb 16
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        If you have a bed bug infestation, I'm sorry guys but it really is the best option, in order to retain your dignity and ensure your children's social status isn't affected by you. Honourable immolation. #IdDoItForMine

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      1. kj‏ @dam Feb 15
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        Step one: https://i.imgur.com/RE78Zvg.gif 

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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buy a large rubber Bed Bug outfit and rule those Bedbugs taking them on a great journey to overthrow the established order of mankind and establish a new insect based society. Where you will be treated like a God as long us you don't sneak under the duvet for a little sleep.

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      3. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 15
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        OK there is a small spelling error, but interestingly the Bed Bugs dont care.

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      1. Tina Marie Tanner‏ @TinaMarieTanne2 Feb 15
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        Hate them things

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      1. Steve Robinson‏ @manguitartech Feb 15
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        You could cook them a nice meal or take them to the cinema.

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      1. Harridan‏ @dismaldamselle Feb 15
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        Burn your home and all your possessions.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Feb 15
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        Stop staying at Trump hotels.

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