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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    John Kelly Apologizes For Assuming Everyone Would Ignore Abuse Allegations Like They Do In Military https://trib.al/HhNxBCM pic.twitter.com/P0XTYF9z3H

    8:54 AM - 15 Feb 2018
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    • UNTAMED STREET US Politics Plow Europe Politics PLOW Korby Siamis samantha Rob Lloyd Lori for-the-love-of-God, VOTE! ~Magno moe walsh Meg
    43 replies 1,238 retweets 4,283 likes
      1. Leigh Crosby 🍀‏ @teaandmagnolias Feb 15
        Replying to @nancygoldstein @TheOnion

        That’s golden. Brilliant piece of satire!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Janice Hough‏ @leftcoastbabe Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those days when it's REALLY hard to tell @TheOnion from real news....

        1 reply 1 retweet 53 likes
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      1. Demetrius‏ @DemetriusDarko Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm going to start a dating site that pairs people who get triggered and unironically call onion articles "fake news", will also pair anyone who tweets "unfollow" as a response to anyone #okstupid

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      1. Alex Standing Bear‏ @AlexStandngBear Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SenDuckworth @K_JeanPierre @MeTooMVMT Proud 4 BraveWomen who come out.* I’m VetUSNCorpsman female Vet w/PTSD; MST; mTBI’s. Kelly’s EXCUSE Kicked me in My Gut&Soul! Men&Women w/MST say “Me2” face Rejection Me2 is rejected! In 1978 I was gang raped by malecrew>preg. KellyU Left Us

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      1. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly why I never understood why people kept saying a general can't also be a terrible person.

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      2. FTD‏ @ftdbev Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this for real? I haven't seen this anyplace else

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. vampire squid‏ @NatsSquid Feb 15
        Replying to @ftdbev @TheOnion

        yes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. FTD‏ @ftdbev Feb 15
        Replying to @NatsSquid @TheOnion

        Unbelievable!!! This man needs to go!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bryan‏ @BrianCurran87 Feb 15
        Replying to @ftdbev @NatsSquid @TheOnion

        The Onion is a satirical newspaper.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Slime Queen‏ @excake Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've never seen a face that belonged more in Westeros than this guy's.

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      1. Beth Bridges Grant‏ @BethGrant10 Feb 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow..smh

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      1. Jamie Eat World‏ @_smart_person Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ☹️

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      1. EndThetrumpExperiment VOTE!!‏ @wordsrox Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @Stonekettle

        Heh.. Funny... not funny... but funny... a little sad 😢 😔

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      1. 𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖊  ☕️‏ @coffee_minion Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this really satire?

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