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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    White House Compare Potential Food Stamps Replacement Program To 'Blue Apron' https://trib.al/dvcmV4x  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/tav7qw4h0j

    7:52 AM - 15 Feb 2018
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    • Sylvia Kennett Leacia 🇺🇸🐾🐝📚🌳 The Indeterminator🌹 OldCrow🔹🌽 Keren Krisnik Kelly McCormick hey can i play angry birds on your phone Eric Sterz Jeff Shern
    14 replies 81 retweets 479 likes
      1. Sarah‏ @SarcasmoToYou Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @brancatoaa BUT it's REAL

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      1. .‏ @Pauly_Walnuts61 Feb 15
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        He can eat what he wants, he pays for it. There's a difference when your getting a card handed to you with other people's money, just a partial brain would suffice thanks !!

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      2. Black Adder‏ @BlackAdder000 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let them eat cake....and lobster.

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      1. TrumpTroller‏ @ManbabyandChief Feb 24
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        So McDonalds?

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Feb 15
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        Knowing Trump, it will be discarded taco salad shells.

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      1. Bulletbill‏ @bulletbillwow Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump is the epitome of health for rich old white guys who eat @McDonalds in bed. cant ask for a better person to be in charge of what other people, especially children, eat.

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 15
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        Now some of them will sell the food for drug and alcohol money same shit different package

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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Feb 15
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        “It may sound appealing, but ultimately it’s still giving food to poor people.” Lol

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      2. Kirk Widlund ❌ 🎃‏ @KAW710CO Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe Michelle Obama would like to offer up her famous mincemeat pie recipe for this program-- she did a bang-up job with the school lunch system she was inexplicably put in charge of.

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      3. Hung LO‏ @HungLO65716279 Feb 16
        Replying to @KAW710CO @TheOnion

        Better than the professional escort that resides in the white trash house now

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      1. Bretha Simms‏ @bretha_simms Feb 15
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        What the hell is blue aapon

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      1. Jage‏ @jage9 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some people like another program called OE Classic. I'm a Thunderbird person myself, now that I figured out how to stop the constant lag.

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      1. 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚃𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝙵𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙 ©‏ @JoeJejune Feb 15
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        WH has never used Blue Apron, eh.

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