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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 15

    Ken Burns Completes Documentary About Fucking Liars Who Claimed They Watched Entire ‘Jazz’ Series https://trib.al/XzFxoWO pic.twitter.com/CwF4EePRsh

    6:28 AM - 15 Feb 2018
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    29 replies 197 retweets 1,614 likes
      1. Dirty Murry‏ @DirtyMurry Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've legit watched it 4 times all the way through lol. It's brilliant. Also I smoke a tremendous amt. of weed.

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      1. Willo‏ @BrilliantStreet Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        my mate and i had a guessing competition during each episode. it ended in a draw. that’s the kind of rock ’n’ roll (not jazz) lifestyle we lead the data was lost, so i tracked down some portuguese subtitles which seemed close enough for mepic.twitter.com/eeBkMlBR79

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      1. Booobby TwoHeLLs‏ @BobbyTwoLs Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "As far back as he can remember, Ken Burns has loved two things: baseball and jazz. 'They so consumed my life I never had time for a proper haircut.'"

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      1. Brian B. Toll‏ @BrianToll2 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I actually did watch that entire series.

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best documentary ever

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      1. Ken @ East River Runner  🎃‏ @eastriverrunner Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That Jazz series was terrible. It was Jazz according to Wynton Marsalis. Yuck.

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      1. Halden Spoonwood‏ @haldenspoonwoid Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I totes watched the whole thing.

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      1. The Al Martinez Experience‏ @PatTheMonkeyPDX Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "My dearest Martha, it is with a sad heart that I convey to you that I have abandoned the Ken Burns documentary, 'Jazz'. I know it will hard for our friends downtown to accept. Let us both agree to continue the charade of viewing this film for the sake of our community standing."

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      1. Amanda Valdespino‏ @Pinovee26 Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @OptimusJaim

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      2. Peter Grant‏ @StinkyandEddie Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why doesn't somebody to a documentary about why the guy who cuts Ken Burns' hair still has his license?

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      3. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 15
        Replying to @StinkyandEddie @TheOnion

        John denver look

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      4. Peter Grant‏ @StinkyandEddie Feb 15
        Replying to @Kenvanhorn2 @TheOnion

        At least, he died of shame.

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      1. Sir Sleepy‏ @lysergicgrafiti Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This jazz doc is filled with praise without explanation. Hearing " (Name) was the greatest (instrument)-talist of his time." just got old pretty quick.

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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Feb 15
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        Jazz series sucked azz. Jazz sucks azz. Yo Mama sucks azz. Eat azz you jazz Doosh.

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      1. Xanol‏ @playeralex4321 Feb 15
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        the imovie guy

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      1. Kat in a Hat‏ @RileztheKat Feb 15
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        Still haven't finished it

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      1. Willis Warren‏ @warisill Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they ain't never heard nothing like that before

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      1. Kristin Schmidt‏ @kristinschmidt1 Feb 15
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        N

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      1. cadydid‏ @Cadydid1960 Feb 15
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        bravo

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