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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2018

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://trib.al/AdNR9gz pic.twitter.com/Zr0X8qcDqJ

    3:50 pm - 14 Feb 2018
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    • AAAAAAAAAAA Sky Miner Eater of Kirbs Il Palazzo-sama NO DOUBT DETMERS🦂⚖️ Kershaw Enjoyer GCHQ/NSA/CSS Bunny Target Exploitation Program Maor Łavi TiredofEverything
    610 replies . 54,107 retweets 85,580 likes
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      2. Seth‏ @AlwayzB_ 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hello Darkness, my old friend

        1 reply . 2 retweets 151 likes
      3. Seth‏ @AlwayzB_ 5 Aug 2019
        Replying to @AlwayzB_ @TheOnion

        Whenever this old tweet starts to get some likes trickling in, it feel like a punch to the gut

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. MapleLeafForever‏ @MumNotMom 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amazing how many times The Onion has to post this.

        16 replies . 44 retweets 2,479 likes
      3. Salen Stormwing‏ @salenstormwing 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @MumNotMom @TheOnion

        Not amazing. Sad. Incredibly sad. Depressingly sad.

        5 replies . 11 retweets 1,126 likes
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      2. Jeremy 🗿 ⚾️‏ @JeremyN75 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys do it every time, and each time it gets truer, and truer, and truer.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 56 likes
      3. Mark Henry‏ @56Jagman 15 Feb 2018
        Replying to @JeremyN75 @TheOnion

        Maybe it will eventually cause enough U.S. citizens to stop being part of the 'silent majority' and prove that they care enough to show that they want to change the status quo and go to vote against candidates who have received financial support from the NRA.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Ben Uticone‏ @BenUticone 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's tragic, but at least now Congress will do absolutely nothing like usual.

        1 reply . 3 retweets 51 likes
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      1. Left Handed Bat‏ @LeftHandedBat 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am sick of you having to keep tweeting this.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 28 likes
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      1. Matt Carin‏ @mattcarin41 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was waiting for it. At least you guys don't have to come up with new material.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Mr Frost‏ @frosty3737 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Other countries dont have nearly the gun violence we have. The availability of guns in this country IS the problem.

        3 replies . 3 retweets 197 likes
      3. Gilly‏ @Gillgamoosh 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @frosty3737 @TheOnion

        I was arguing with a guy earlier about how the need to hunt for food is so great in some areas and my response was basically "wait, so there are gun stores more readily available than a place to buy food?" And he acted like that was normal...

        5 replies . 8 retweets 303 likes
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