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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 14

    Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat https://trib.al/H6E0HIz pic.twitter.com/Ci9s0cwG1h

    1:16 PM - 14 Feb 2018
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    75 replies 2,614 retweets 8,225 likes
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      2.  🎃 𝕭𝖔𝖔-𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖉  🎃‏ @UUUGGGGGGGHHHH Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you're only saying they're "rioting" because they're schnauzers. if they were golden retrievers they'd be "celebrating"

        1 reply 7 retweets 126 likes
      3.  🎃 𝕭𝖔𝖔-𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖉  🎃‏ @UUUGGGGGGGHHHH Feb 14
        Replying to @UUUGGGGGGGHHHH @TheOnion

        hey y'all thanks for liking this tweet, happy valentine's! call/email/use @resistbot to contact your local representatives and tell them that as a concerned American you demand that Congress takes action for stricter gun control laws. find ur reps here: http://goo.gl/QjecAk 

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      2. Milquetoast‏ @NoOphend Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you know schnauzers this is believable!

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. MKB‏ @jeahmarsbars Feb 14
        Replying to @NoOphend @TheOnion

        I was just thinking that!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look, we all know how Schnauzers are. They would be rioting if they won too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Lisa-Ashley‏ @Econ__girl Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be Schnauzers from Philly

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Guillermo Gonzalez‏ @GMoneyGonz Feb 14
        Replying to @Econ__girl @TheOnion

        Don't they only riot when they win? Oh wait, it's both, isn't it?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw one dog eat poop of the ground.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. dustreader‏ @dustreader Feb 14
        Replying to @emuirhead @TheOnion

        ... fake news of a mischievous cat!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jason K Murdock‏ @SoonerJayBone Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave it to schnauzers to riot over a competition. At least when pitbulls riot, it’s over ridiculous court decisions or brutality from the pound. #PitbullLivesMatter

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      1.  🌹 No Friend of Kissinger Scott Wooledge‏ @Clarknt67 Feb 14
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        My bulldog would never behave this way. #GoodBreeding

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Protesters will be rounded up and neutered.

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      2. Bayflow408‏ @Bayflow408 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BabyAnimalPics you didn't show enough baby Schnauzers to coarse the judges😫

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. EllenDinwiddieSmith‏ @ColonialChamber Feb 14
        Replying to @Bayflow408 @TheOnion @BabyAnimalPics

        Here’s my 8 week old baby for ya! #minifreyapic.twitter.com/j32uYH6Epa

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. E S Baily‏ @esbaily Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOVE IT I am on their side ARF-ARF

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      1. Matt Entzion‏ @entzion Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #WestminsterSoWhite

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      1. Drew's a Daddy!‏ @NiceDrewishFela Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably members of Anti-Fe (Anti-Felines)

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      1. Jacob Bers‏ @JacobBers Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aidanieldrake @KinseyCooks

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      1. john thornton‏ @jtispoindexter Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndrewBellBNN

        we're not going to take it ... No .. not gonna take it , anymore ....

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      1. angelcity22‏ @maatkare67 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @AngieOverkill

        Ok, I needed that laugh.

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