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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2018

    PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day https://trib.al/5KD7SHn pic.twitter.com/KvKH29VdNQ

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      1. Nichol‏ @nicholRT 14 Feb 2018
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        @maydayjacob winnieeee

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      1. Clare Biederman‏ @biedertweets 14 Feb 2018
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        @mlelsr I’m gonna get u one

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      1. Clarissa Gilbert‏ @Clariss52570353 20 Feb 2018
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        This is so cute!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 14 Feb 2018
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        Reminds me of the way I felt when I got my ball shaped rubics cube. That was up there with square shaped earth.

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