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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 14

    Donald Trump Spends Another Valentine's Day Completely Alone https://trib.al/G3Ab7q6 pic.twitter.com/HKZdZByUKj

    10:10 AM - 14 Feb 2018
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    • Richard Tewell 3timesbetter sherman did nothing wrong🌹 zoeeee Martín Jumpin’ Jack Flash Roberto Brandon Lawrence Scott Fleming
    66 replies 364 retweets 1,930 likes
      1. Sie 😼 😾‏ @siegrien Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        finally a president i can relate to

        0 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      2. Patrick‏ @Feehery Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when did The Onion become a real news source?

        1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stormy was booked solid.

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      2. hairysteve20‏ @hairysteve20 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apart from all of the people he recruited into his cabinet (he even got Mike Pence in at the end!) #Trumppic.twitter.com/1CHyrAFFgQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Hitmonlee-Roy Jenkins‏ @seestaar Feb 14
        Replying to @hairysteve20 @TheOnion

        Love a good Blazing Saddles reference 👍

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Byron Blyth‏ @A_Drunk_Duck Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump thinks to himself. I wish Ivanka wasnt my daughter... :(

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      1. Dmin‏ @vardmin Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not totally alone, there are voices in his head which are "like really smart people".

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      1. Martin Puk‏ @steelimage Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump is never alone. The voices in his head tell him so!

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      1. Jeremy Williams  🐯‏ @Metalyger Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EcJLKEQWL7

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      2. Dale Cleary‏ @Dale_Cleary Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he has a mirror, he is never alone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 14
        Replying to @Dale_Cleary @TheOnion

        I do that EVERY day! Here is a pic!pic.twitter.com/xAgvozDjJo

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tara Gordon‏ @islandgirl222 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So in lovepic.twitter.com/KUh2Qa7ypi

        3 replies 2 retweets 1 like
      3. Kodak‏ @Kodak7777777 Feb 14
        Replying to @islandgirl222 @TheOnion

        Picture was taken during prayer. Bad example!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tara Gordon‏ @islandgirl222 Feb 14
        Replying to @Kodak7777777 @TheOnion

        Bullshit they look miserable all the time they together

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kodak‏ @Kodak7777777 Feb 14
        Replying to @islandgirl222 @TheOnion

        That still doesn't change the fact that the pic you're posting around was taken during prayer.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Tara Gordon‏ @islandgirl222 Feb 14
        Replying to @Kodak7777777 @TheOnion

        It's Twitter and just like the president does I can post shit out of context. 💯👍

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      2. Intense Apathy‏ @in10se_apathy Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alone?! Not when there's @foxandfriends! And the voices in his head of course...

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