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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 14

    Relationship Experts Say Mailing Body Part To Ex On Valentine’s Day Only Way To Win Them Back https://trib.al/5gGTYv0 pic.twitter.com/fwjA7ZOttJ

    8:27 AM - 14 Feb 2018
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    • john Aldo YaboySeganti Ciaran Moffett Daniel Heijmen James T haley Mr. Jackpot TheGamesCollector⌨🎮
    22 replies 345 retweets 1,360 likes
      1. Mobius‏ @Mobius___Strip Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QLPowbuNLY

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      1. Agrios‏ @panbacchus Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can it be somebody else's or does it have to be your own?

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      1. Victoria‏ @veedledee Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok now, too much

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      1. Dr. Spooky‏ @DrKirby322 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does it have to be yours?

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      1. TrumpTroller‏ @ManbabyandChief Feb 24
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        It worked for Van Gogh.

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      1. Trevor‏ @HammerheadT Feb 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let the record show that looks like a pretty decent sized package.

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      1. Schmeez‏ @schmeez_ Feb 14
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        Truth

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      1. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess Lorena Bobbitt dropped the ball.

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      1. The Whiner‏ @FineWhiner Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It didn't for Ginsberg, when he gave Peggy his nipple.

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      1. Kolob‏ @KolobHarvest Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        This obvious well worn joke is evidence of death of humor in maintream

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      1. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 Feb 14
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        The Van Gough Approach #HappyValentinesDay 💘

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      1. محمد عثمان‏ @PakUsmanSays Feb 14
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        Who will deliver it

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      1. Dugdog47‏ @Dugdog47 Feb 14
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      1. FrozenPixel‏ @LethargicPotat0 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give away a lung, you have two of those.

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      1. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold Feb 14
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      1. Steven H. Maines™‏ @steven_maines Feb 14
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        It works better if one uses a commemorative Van Gogh Stamp.

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      1. Nerdy Engineer‏ @devil_wtf Feb 14
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        My ex is like a ghost, Cant leave me. Even i read about her on twitter feeds.

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