Just laser it off and forget about it!
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They use it to stuff all those teddy bears sold on the street!

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I’m totally getting you one. Plush, extra short hairs




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I feel like this isn’t actually fake news...

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*Looks down at crotch* Make that 20,001 tons
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Don't want the wife to be coughing up hair balls


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this may be satire, but it does beg the question...
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And half of that is from the Kardashian’s alone.
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Followed 3 days later by the annual "Scratch the shit out of your junk" week.
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Rubbing alcohol my guy
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"while in the mid-1970s private trimmings were so rare that documentation was actually abandoned until 1981."


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Could someone tell my wife this is a thing?
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How long you been married? If the answer is "more than a day", then I'm sorry bud, it's not happening. My advice? Hire a pool boy. She'll start waxing again for no reason.
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