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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 13

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    "While sexual breathplay has been a mainstay of Texas sex education for more than 60 years, we now feel the subject is inappropriate and quite possibly dangerous."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/963467601040035841 …

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    Texas Schools To No Longer Teach Students About Autoerotic Asphyxiation https://trib.al/z940Wtr  pic.twitter.com/Mt16QTE0jP
    5:21 PM - 13 Feb 2018
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    • OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 sam [s/h?] sherman did nothing wrong🌹 Anita “Bro” *Heavy Breeding* Regina🎃 Chauve Fraser Souris adult human female DieterT
    23 replies 291 retweets 1,655 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow ,, this is why we had to elect Trump !! “Obama’ and all of his liberal collegaue’s want nothing more than to teach kid’s how to choke themself and break the law of the Bible ( sex !!) at the same time !! 😱😱

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Although, this would go a long way towards explaining George W. Bush.

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      1. #SaveDTheCrew‏ @gta3z Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Squanchy

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      1. leevan‏ @huskameh Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @kalhihuras

        This is what I tell my friends when they finally discover breathplay. Shit's dangerous.

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      2. Bernie2020‏ @Bernie2O2O Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You think this change will last? Don’t hold your breath.

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      1. Leonora L Bird‏ @leonora_bird Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No shit Sherlock

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      1. Hannity.shawn‏ @hannity_shawn Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stick to abstinence and handies then?

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      1. Arech Dragonbreath‏ @GlacialConker Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nah, you know what's really dangerous? Not teaching themt he proper technique.

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #1 Cause of death of INXS lead singers.

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      2. Steven Crane‏ @k4phz Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So @realDonaldTrump peed on himself?

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sexual breathplay IS dangerous and IS inappropriate, and what do you get when those two things IS?! ISIS!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny...at allpic.twitter.com/ZlbfXOuU9M

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      1. Rose Chapman‏ @Rose_Chapman_ Feb 13
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        Météo France warns of snow as Grand Froid plan begins - http://adpo.me/tJh7mt  @meteofrance @NASA @metoffice @ParadiskiResort #LaPlagne #climat #snow #hydrology #mountain @VisitCotedazur @Nice_Tourisme @VilledeNice @CanonFrance @NatGeoPhotos

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      1. Sean M‏ @JonSnowCone Feb 13
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        Preaching ignorance yet again. Smooth move, Texas

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      1. Jesse‏ @14thSimmons Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah! Like this is going to stick! "lol" woooo! Whatever!

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