Happy not a real day
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50 Shades of tactical assault. I left my bad habit at the missionary. I left my good cop at home. Yes that is a hard hat in my pocket.
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I bet if the
@TheOnion started printing Headlines that were true from the White House people would think they were still being funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"because I have the balls to sport an 80s hairdo in my 90s Onion pic"
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Haha
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