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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 13

    White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers https://trib.al/mX3LYoQ pic.twitter.com/DRdEEIUzHr

    3:37 PM - 13 Feb 2018
    • 3,582 Retweets
    • 10,477 Likes
    • Deb Bergner Heavy D Elizabeth nonnahs JayemH Mr. Odera Patty Lugton Cuentacuentos Mezcal Bob
    123 replies 3,582 retweets 10,477 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. neale scott‏ @nealescott Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they have no coffee though cuz they fired all the coffee boys

        1 reply 2 retweets 63 likes
      3. RosemaryS‏ @wascallywose Feb 13
        Replying to @nealescott @TheOnion

        That's cofefe boys.

        3 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      4. neale scott‏ @nealescott Feb 14
        Replying to @wascallywose @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ijBRSOUdy4

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion reporting actual news again smhpic.twitter.com/ECaGcgzxPZ

        0 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
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      2. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gonna have a great (and long) conga line.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. demnotDem‏ @demnotDem Feb 13
        Replying to @leet793 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2AGyts8xnX

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #YouToo Mr. President, you too will be held accountable for the charges of assault multiple women have accused you of - and the sexual and physical assault perpetrated by those close to you.pic.twitter.com/Im8VFytzE3

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Lisa Dhamija‏ @lisadhamija Feb 14
        Replying to @agitpopworld @TheOnion

        Ooooooooh! From your mouth... #VoteBlue2018

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Blandishmentbob‏ @Blandishmentbob Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Confederacy of the Dunces

        0 replies 3 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Jill‏ @WilseyJill Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @MayIrmamay14

        You have nothing but the truth again. You can not even make stuff up with this guy.😂

        0 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Betsy‏ @betsyffj Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinhendrix

        👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻pic.twitter.com/UVaP0fJzcF

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      1. Virginia Barnett‏ @Vbarnett323 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever doesn’t get a seat when the next round of music stops, needs to leave the party hat at the door on their way out. After all they’re the fiscally responsible ones.pic.twitter.com/V3eXuRJlNY

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      2. CoryReedy‏ @CoryReedy Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let the swamp drain! 🎉🎉🎉

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Luke McGlynn‏ @LukeMcGlynn Feb 13
        Replying to @CoryReedy @TheOnion

        ..........you know it’s the people that he brought in that are getting “drained” right?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. FrightBoy Slim  🎃‏ @CJSpiff Feb 13
        Replying to @LukeMcGlynn @CoryReedy @TheOnion

        ....you know that he was joking right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Luke McGlynn‏ @LukeMcGlynn Feb 13
        Replying to @CJSpiff @CoryReedy @TheOnion

        Did you check his feed?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. FrightBoy Slim  🎃‏ @CJSpiff Feb 13
        Replying to @LukeMcGlynn @CoryReedy @TheOnion

        Ah shit you're right, I only got as far as him retweeting the ICE onion article and I thought he was good. sorry my bad. I don't know why he is following the Onion anyway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Luke McGlynn‏ @LukeMcGlynn Feb 13
        Replying to @CJSpiff @CoryReedy @TheOnion

        Probably thinks it’s news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Is It Over Yet?‏ @Skaditch Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a lot of cake!

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Mark W‏ @B9lyEquivocal Feb 13
        Replying to @Skaditch @TheOnion

        Did someone say "cake"??pic.twitter.com/6EM78HKLn2

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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