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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 13

    Ra Wins Westminster God Show https://trib.al/0rolzE1 pic.twitter.com/b6axsgp3Q0

    12:26 PM - 13 Feb 2018
    • 1,227 Retweets
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    • US Politics Plow Noah Potter Shirtasaurus.com Rachel C Smiley 🖤Eddie's Gooey Dom🖤 The Black Angel's Steph Song Dana Weber 🎃SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON🎃 brynden rivers
    58 replies 1,227 retweets 4,564 likes
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      2. The Walking Dead‏Verified account @TheWalkingDead Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Fahrenthold

        It's about damn time

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
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      2. The Plague Dr is in‏ @venomstrike Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @NIPpodcast

        3rd year in a row... starting to get board of this show now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Nothing In Particular (Fetusberry)‏ @NIPpodcast Feb 14
        Replying to @venomstrike @TheOnion

        He's a good God, Brent

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Factory Reset‏ @Ammalamma Feb 14
        Replying to @NIPpodcast @venomstrike @TheOnion

        Animal head gods are dope, but dude gots a HAWK HEAD. THats fuckin epic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Nothing In Particular (Fetusberry)‏ @NIPpodcast Feb 14
        Replying to @Ammalamma @venomstrike @TheOnion

        And that floating sun disc thing over his head 10/10

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. The Plague Dr is in‏ @venomstrike Feb 14
        Replying to @NIPpodcast @Ammalamma @TheOnion

        yea you got me there, shame that they wont allow outer/old gods to compete any more on account that people tend to get turned inside out just by looking at them

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Factory Reset‏ @Ammalamma Feb 14
        Replying to @venomstrike @NIPpodcast @TheOnion

        Thats pretty sweet too

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. The Plague Dr is in‏ @venomstrike Feb 14
        Replying to @Ammalamma @NIPpodcast @TheOnion

        it was quite the spectacle

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. D.D.Blackadder‏ @DDBlackadder Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NEWS JUST IN!!!! - '' allah was detained at airport dew to suspicious items in luggage " claims TSA... current location -unknown. Follow up story at 11.pic.twitter.com/JsQzUw7voE

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      2. Chris Francis‏ @Christopher6807 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was his sunny personality that clinched it! Although some thought his head was too high up in the clouds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Beekeeper‏ @Bee_Keeper1 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ganesh was robbed!

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Sean Donovan‏ @Kohi_Kappu Feb 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @ericwojo

        The Holy Spirit gets disqualified every year, @ericwojo

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Eric Wojciechowski  🛸 👽 🕴‏ @ericwojo Feb 14
        Replying to @Kohi_Kappu @TheOnion

        Too many costume changes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sean Donovan‏ @Kohi_Kappu Feb 14
        Replying to @ericwojo @TheOnion

        His registration form under "Number of applicants?" is the numbers 1 and 3 written and erased over and over

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. wheesht min!#ettiesultana‏ @sevemac67 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apparently The One true God has lodged a complaint regarding Ra's authenticity.

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      1. Stephen S. Bergstrom‏ @NerdyOldFan Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @yost

        People need to stop being such Thorheads.

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      2. NoDonald no‏ @NoDonaldnono Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Gojira94549

        YAY!

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