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Is this real life or is it another article from The Onion? Hard to say.
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Maybe he wanna write his name on moon!!
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That includes the laser testicle tickler which just drives
@potus crazzzy. Then there is the laser pen he uses to track goodlooking women walking past the WH, then there is the laser beam that generates a hologram of Trump when he feels too lazy to service@FLOTUS@NASALaserCommThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What’s funny is that I thought this was a serious headline for a second.
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dog you know the onion fake right? lol
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Lmao yea I know shits just funny to me
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because it doesn't seem too far off? hahah
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Hah yea, like I would real life believe Trump said “laser stuff” I mean Reagan had a nuclear defense program called Star Wars



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lmfaooo holy shit learn something new everyday
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Lmao yea bro! This nigga wanted to line the sky with, well “laser stuff” to protect against Soviet missiles The Onion got them jokes but the closer shit is to the truth the funnier that shit is
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What’s great is that this joke works for both Trump and Bush, Jr., but for some reason not Obama.
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What's confusing that's 500 million 1/2 trillion
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Ok that one might have been me. Keeping it broad so I can get some broads. Cause I know how to keep me coming and going.
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Could very well be real life...the lines have become blurred
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