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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 13

    Congress Confused By $500 Million In Trump’s Budget Allocated For ‘Laser Stuff’ https://trib.al/W9XHeZy pic.twitter.com/gLYyqzZequ

    11:49 AM - 13 Feb 2018
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    15 replies 216 retweets 1,112 likes
      1. David Magnus‏ @DavidKMagnus Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/9p2MvpTbOq

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      1. Guitar Kev‏ @velourciraptor Feb 13
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        pic.twitter.com/u2MOyzxkXc

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      1. BOOcca  🌧‏ @HeyImBeccaH Feb 13
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        pic.twitter.com/r4UjAYMdsB

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      1. Kate‏ @farancia Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this real life or is it another article from The Onion? Hard to say.

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      1. Chayan Mandal‏ @iamapanda154 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe he wanna write his name on moon!!

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      1. Kim Singh‏ @kim_singh Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That includes the laser testicle tickler which just drives @potus crazzzy. Then there is the laser pen he uses to track goodlooking women walking past the WH, then there is the laser beam that generates a hologram of Trump when he feels too lazy to service @FLOTUS @NASALaserComm

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      1. @dj_beav is a complete idiot‏ @dj_beav Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s funny is that I thought this was a serious headline for a second.

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      2.  💎 noremac‏ @vvsCam Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @REM_zzzz

        dog you know the onion fake right? lol

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      3. wes‏ @REM_zzzz Feb 19
        Replying to @vvsCam @TheOnion

        Lmao yea I know shits just funny to me

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      4.  💎 noremac‏ @vvsCam Feb 19
        Replying to @REM_zzzz @TheOnion

        because it doesn't seem too far off? hahah

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      5. wes‏ @REM_zzzz Feb 19
        Replying to @vvsCam @TheOnion

        Hah yea, like I would real life believe Trump said “laser stuff” I mean Reagan had a nuclear defense program called Star Wars 😂😂😂

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      6.  💎 noremac‏ @vvsCam Feb 19
        Replying to @REM_zzzz @TheOnion

        lmfaooo holy shit learn something new everyday

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      7. wes‏ @REM_zzzz Feb 19
        Replying to @vvsCam @TheOnion

        Lmao yea bro! This nigga wanted to line the sky with, well “laser stuff” to protect against Soviet missiles The Onion got them jokes but the closer shit is to the truth the funnier that shit is

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      1. Andrew Hendrix‏ @andrewbhendrix Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s great is that this joke works for both Trump and Bush, Jr., but for some reason not Obama. 🤔

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      1. American Walkers‏ @AmericanWalkers Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's confusing that's 500 million 1/2 trillion

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      1. Fercris Hart‏ @fercrishart Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @POTUS: #GSE #Yields #Forever? http://youtu.be/hQwGIxueBzM  #Corruption #CorkerKickback #kleptocracy #oligarchs #DeepState #MAGA #qanon #Trump #POTUS #resist #budget #MorningJoe #WeThePeople #CBTS #DrainTheSwamp #GSEBallads #Q #Fanniegate #VoteThemOut #LockThemAllUp #Election2018

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok that one might have been me. Keeping it broad so I can get some broads. Cause I know how to keep me coming and going.

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      1. RRM‏ @RonnieM83 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could very well be real life...the lines have become blurred

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