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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 13

    Trump Announces Plan To Replace Food Stamps With New Low-Income Foraging Program https://trib.al/wC22DTx pic.twitter.com/6sUJWFymdc

    10:45 AM - 13 Feb 2018
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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. lominska‏ @lominska Feb 13
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      1. Morning Moes‏ @MoesMorning Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Making America Great Againpic.twitter.com/HYEjdUQjwU

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      1. Ben Uticone‏ @BenUticone Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Koch Industries backed program also reclassifies coal as a food group.

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      1. simpering intelligence haver‏ @honchorizo Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure the poor would certainly enjoy this rogue flavor of Bushes Baked Beans that has sat in the forgotten corner of our pantry.

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      2. Karlee Chavez‏ @ChavezKarlee Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “How you like me now” #45 is low enough to actually propose this. He wants to eradicate all forms of humans that don’t have a few millions of dollars lying around.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Donna Underwood‏ @DonnaUn95196808 Feb 13
        Replying to @ChavezKarlee @TheOnion

        That is so true. First it started with medications, now to force people to eat foods, most can't have in their diets. I see class action law suits.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Karlee Chavez‏ @ChavezKarlee Feb 13
        Replying to @DonnaUn95196808 @TheOnion

        He's actually proposed giving food boxes with non perishable foods instead of SNAP. This article is a satirical approach to that proposal but it does not seem far from near future truths of #45 and republican run congress

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Cipher Sleuth  💾‏ @ogsnapplefacts Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lots of hunting. So much gathering.

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      1. Kathy 💅🏻Trump lies.‏ @Kathysminerva Feb 19
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      1. Mystery Ad Exec‏ @MysteryAdExec Feb 13
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        The Onion today, reality tomorrow 😖

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      1. CB‏ @cbblythe1 Feb 13
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        When is the next Purge?

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      1. Ace Defective‏ @GossSean42 Feb 13
        Replying to @Laff_With_Me @TheOnion

        Like Trump reads anything.

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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not even funny. And don't give the Republicans any ideas.

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      3. Kevin A Potts Ω‏ @Kapp4774 Feb 13
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @TheOnion

        Isn't it sad when The Onion's satire could be a viable GOP option?

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      2. Michele Favaro‏ @michele_favaro Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is so sad when your headlines are the exact truth of what is happening. #hungergamesiseal

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