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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 12

    Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community https://trib.al/onwkJTb pic.twitter.com/EHrkR0iJqZ

    4:59 PM - 12 Feb 2018
    • 307 Retweets
    • 1,664 Likes
    • Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA Mostly Vowels Ian Red Devil Donovan McCampbell Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween? CornStalker Tammy Healy Local Gay Bar Elizabeth Henry
    33 replies 307 retweets 1,664 likes
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      2. AcerbicAcuman‏ @HermesRocket Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She will be missed

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. James Groans‏ @MegaKnightX Feb 12
        Replying to @HermesRocket @TheOnion

        She wishes she was missed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. AcerbicAcuman‏ @HermesRocket Feb 12
        Replying to @MegaKnightX @TheOnion

        Too soon

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. James Groans‏ @MegaKnightX Feb 12
        Replying to @HermesRocket @TheOnion

        Deerly Beloved, We are herded here today to honor the life of <unintelligible deer noises>.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      6. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Feb 13
        Replying to @MegaKnightX @HermesRocket @TheOnion

        Deerly beloved is wedding lingo you failed pun-artist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. James Groans‏ @MegaKnightX Feb 13
        Replying to @def_not_banksy @HermesRocket @TheOnion

        Meh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. James Groans‏ @MegaKnightX Feb 13
        Replying to @MegaKnightX @HermesRocket @TheOnion

        It's okay. I try make them bad. The harder the fail the better.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. MListerin‏ @MListerine Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh Dear

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Alice BlueWave‏ @AliceInBanoi Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This reminds me of Bojack Horseman when he hits the deer, and the deer doesn't have health insurance so he doesn't want to go to the doctor

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      2. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’ll never know her true identity because she was reported as a “Jane Doe.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tyler Nelson‏ @tnelly31 Feb 13
        Replying to @leet793 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/9zd1qgbkEH

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. JaceyLeigh‏ @_jaceyleigh Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0jpyALjyKK

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      1. docxen‏ @docxen Feb 12
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        pic.twitter.com/ThqfOSOvBK

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      2. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A horrible article. Doesn't say who got to have venison chili

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. JoeyM‏ @JoelTH Feb 12
        Replying to @HemiBParks @TheOnion

        mad deer disease spreading across US. She will have her revenge. This is not a joke. Try googling it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Feb 12
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        It's about to go down.pic.twitter.com/GMJrseGr1B

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Feb 12
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        Here’s a lead for you...pic.twitter.com/HmyrHFvx9M

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Deer nuts still under a buck hahahahaha

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